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Old 06-16-12 at 03:51 AM   #1
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Group Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth

Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.

Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.

Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.

Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid’s internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.

Seafood, anyone?
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/06/15/cooked-squid-inseminates-womans-mouth/
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Old 06-16-12 at 04:18 AM   #2
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hahahahahahaaa damn thats one horny squid..wants to tango even after death lol
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Old 06-16-12 at 05:44 AM   #3
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Awesome. I hope I don't get inseminated by a bull next time I eat a steak...
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Old 06-16-12 at 06:10 AM   #4
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Awesome. I hope I don't get inseminated by a bull next time I eat a steak...
Looool!!!
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Old 06-16-12 at 06:14 AM   #5
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Damn... And it couldn't even call her the next morning.
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Old 06-16-12 at 06:26 AM   #6
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well they like to eat all kind of sh*t alive
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Old 06-16-12 at 07:18 AM   #7
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Quote: Originally Posted by CyberKingdom View Post
Awesome. I hope I don't get inseminated by a bull next time I eat a steak...
That's a load of Bull .........



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Old 06-16-12 at 07:21 AM   #8
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Hey! Squids have needs.
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Old 06-16-12 at 07:34 AM   #9
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well they like to eat all kind of sh*t alive
You didn't mistake them for Japanese people, did you?
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Old 06-16-12 at 09:21 AM   #10
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Awesome. I hope I don't get inseminated by a bull next time I eat a steak...


HAHA!!
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Old 06-16-12 at 10:31 AM   #11
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eeewww
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Old 06-16-12 at 02:39 PM   #12
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looool oh my days
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Old 06-16-12 at 04:47 PM   #13
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Too damn funny cyber
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Old 06-16-12 at 05:04 PM   #14
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thats f***ing disgusting!!

and good one, Cyber. haha
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