Dead or Alive dinner party

ILOVALAUGH · 10-27-09 at 04:25 PM

Ok set the scene, your having a dinner party and you can invite any 5 famous people dead or alive. Who would you invite and why?
Id choose Nikola Tesla for his amazing mind, David Chappelle for the comedy factor, Frank Sinatra for his storys and songs, Princess Diana to find out what happened to her & John Wayne so he could punch me over the table.... also id have David Hasselhoff to do the washing up

**Buku42** · 10-27-09 at 04:32 PM

Einstein, Carl Sagan, Galileo, Larry David and Trey Parker.

I think we more or less know what happened to Princess Diana. It was my understanding that her driver was trying to escape paparazzi while drunk.

ILOVALAUGH · 10-27-09 at 04:50 PM

I know how she died, I wanted to know more about her alleged affairs whos Harry's dad and did she get death threats that sort of thing. I love the idea of bringing Trey Parker! That would be great!

**tomandsusan** · 10-27-09 at 05:38 PM

Mo, Curley,Joe, Jesus and Paul. A lot of questions could be answered and a lot of laughs!

**viscera** · 10-27-09 at 07:27 PM

I thought you meant the game dead or alive with the hot chicks....

but seriously, Dante (author of the divine Comedy), Machiavelli, Willem DaFoe (awesome actor), any samurai from my past (i'm a descendant of the Hirohito clan) and julius ceasar.

uncontrollableid · 10-27-09 at 09:50 PM

Bruce Cambell for dead pan comedy sitting at the head of the table, Sandra Bullock sitting on my lap. Bill Gates accross Bruce's lap so we can all have a turn spanking him, Vista Bill, VISTA! Lao Tzu for the enlightening philosophical conversation and Steven Hawkings for the science rational side of things, but with a voice that sounds like Gwar.

The thought of Hawkings eventually spanking a held over Cambells lap Bill Gates, makes me all fuzzy on the inside. lol

Demonskin · 10-27-09 at 10:21 PM

Alan Moore (Awesome dark man with great artistic ability)

Rasputin (most famous badass in all of history, just refused to give up)

Mitch Hedberg (Best comedian ever no question)

Freddie Mercury (You need a reason?)

Vlad III Ţepeş (ITS VLAD THE ****ING IMPALER! come on dracula)

**infinitum** · 10-28-09 at 12:59 AM

Alexander The Great (History and war stories..beat that),
Nostradamus (to discuss his prophecies),
Leonardo Da Vinci (In my opinion, the greatest man to have ever walked the Earth),
Chuck Norris (to keep everyone in line)
And finally Michael Jackson (I need him to sing songs for omy other guests)

Arizona · 10-28-09 at 02:42 AM

Jesus, Buddha (the first one), Krishna, the prophet and Lao.

Then again, if this was serious, I'd probably focus on one person only. Maybe Jesus, since I know most of his history in comparising with the others, so I might be able to get most out of the evening due to likely being capabale of relating to his teachings the most. I'd ask him about compulsive behavior first

ILOVALAUGH · 10-29-09 at 10:07 AM

LOL im suprised you didnt think it was a dinner party with the band dead or alive i dont think id want pete burns anywhere near me or my dinner table :)

fr3d786 · 10-29-09 at 01:43 PM

dont lie u love him

iv seen the posters

haaaaaaaaaa

FR3D786

**Gandolph13** · 10-29-09 at 03:43 PM

Leonardo Da Vinci: I would love to discuss his technological designs.

Nikola Tesla: As an electronics and electrical buff, and my own personal quest for free energy, I would love more info on some of his genius research.

Albert Einstein: The possibilities to learn and advance my knowledge, now where did I leave my brain??

Jesus: I have a lot of time to make up asking for forgiveness.

Angelina Jolie : Desert!

Arizona · 10-30-09 at 01:17 AM

Leonardo and Albert would be great ones indeed G. Socrates would also be a good one.

**Gandolph13** · 10-30-09 at 02:09 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Arizona

Leonardo and Albert would be great ones indeed G. Socrates would also be a good one.

Shall we call it "Bill and Ted's excellent Bogus dinner party"?

Now who knows a writer/producer so we can send our ideas in?