Do NOT Read This Man's Name Out Loud!

**rainbowspinner** · 08-17-12 at 01:38 PM

LOL!

Jackmeoff Mudd Arrested In Fort Lauderdale

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A South Florida man with an unfortunate name -- or a strong commitment to pranking police -- was arrested last Friday on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale.

Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on charges of assault, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer, possession of alcohol in an open container, and violation of probation.

He is being held at a Broward County jail on a $300 bond, which means that at some point in the last few days, a somber county judge read his name aloud in court (here's hoping it was Judge John Hurley, just to bring his week full circle).

Mudd is not the first jailbird to have a strange name, of course. In Wisconsin, police booked Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop for multiple charges, and on the flip side, a woman who tried to stop three brothers from robbing a Texas WalMart last year turned out to be named Monique Lawless.

For more details and a slideshow of other unusually named arrestees:

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/16/jackmeoff-mudd-arrested-florida_n_1792366.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular

Valid_Username · 08-17-12 at 02:31 PM

Seems like a good excuse for some Primus:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

**EvilToeKnee** · 08-17-12 at 02:59 PM

He must be from Redneckistan in south Florida with a name like that.

**rainbowspinner** · 08-17-12 at 03:51 PM

I don't know... That was kind of cruel of his mother though.

**wtfjack** · 08-17-12 at 03:57 PM

Just imagine what his days spent in school were like?

**WillowSun** · 08-17-12 at 04:15 PM

Almost as bad as a guy I went to uni with.

Richard Wedge.

Notorious_dog · 08-17-12 at 09:35 PM

Richard Wedge? I totally don't get it.

rich ard, wedge?

**tehPARADOX** · 08-17-12 at 11:29 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Notorious_dog

Richard Wedge? I totally don't get it.

rich ard, wedge?

I think it's more like reach your wedge.

liquidtoon · 08-18-12 at 12:00 AM

The common nick name for richard is dick, but I think I would rather be a dick wedge than a jackmeoff mudd. Also I think I would be going to jail if my parents named me "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" probably at a very early age.....

**lvstealth** · 08-18-12 at 02:36 AM

What was the movie where the guy had them page mike hunt?

Smiles,
Mandy

**Gandolph13** · 08-18-12 at 03:09 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by lvstealth

What was the movie where the guy had them page mike hunt?

Smiles,
Mandy

Quite a common occurrence in clubs and pubs in Australia. Most staff are warned I believe but some who are flustered will still page Mike, much to the humour of drunken patrons.

It's a teenage humour thing I think, I've not known older people to bother.

**lvstealth** · 08-18-12 at 03:12 AM

I think the movie was Porkies.

Smiles,
Mandy

**tomandsusan** · 08-18-12 at 06:41 AM

Dude! I thought naming a boy "Sue" would make you tough!

No wonder he is angry!

**JiffOrange** · 08-18-12 at 03:50 PM

I had a Gym teacher at school called Richard head, no prizes for guessing what he became known as

Poor ba***rd! Don't get what goes through the heads of these peoples parents when they choose the name!

Cheers,

Jiff

08-17-12 at 02:31 PM	#2
Valid_Username Expert Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 720	Seems like a good excuse for some Primus: Code: Select All http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=953PkxFNiko

08-17-12 at 02:59 PM	#3
EvilToeKnee 3rd Street Saint Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 771	He must be from Redneckistan in south Florida with a name like that.

08-17-12 at 03:51 PM	#4
rainbowspinner Elder Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,533	I don't know... That was kind of cruel of his mother though.

08-17-12 at 03:57 PM	#5
wtfjack Elite Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,599	Just imagine what his days spent in school were like?

08-17-12 at 04:15 PM	#6
WillowSun Therianthrope Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,017	Almost as bad as a guy I went to uni with. Richard Wedge.

08-17-12 at 09:35 PM	#7
Notorious_dog Elder Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,974	Richard Wedge? I totally don't get it. rich ard, wedge?

08-17-12 at 11:29 PM	#8
tehPARADOX Administrator Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 21,348	Quote: Originally Posted by Notorious_dog Richard Wedge? I totally don't get it. rich ard, wedge? I think it's more like reach your wedge.

08-18-12 at 12:00 AM	#9
liquidtoon Newcomer Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 36	The common nick name for richard is dick, but I think I would rather be a dick wedge than a jackmeoff mudd. Also I think I would be going to jail if my parents named me "Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop" probably at a very early age.....

08-18-12 at 02:36 AM	#10
lvstealth Give me your Glow juice.. Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 5,122	What was the movie where the guy had them page mike hunt? Smiles, Mandy

08-18-12 at 03:09 AM	#11
Gandolph13 Legendary Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia (GMT+10) Posts: 12,315	Quote: Originally Posted by lvstealth What was the movie where the guy had them page mike hunt? Smiles, Mandy Quite a common occurrence in clubs and pubs in Australia. Most staff are warned I believe but some who are flustered will still page Mike, much to the humour of drunken patrons. It's a teenage humour thing I think, I've not known older people to bother.

08-18-12 at 03:12 AM	#12
lvstealth Give me your Glow juice.. Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 5,122	I think the movie was Porkies. Smiles, Mandy

08-18-12 at 06:41 AM	#13
tomandsusan Guru Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Never Never Land Posts: 5,741	Dude! I thought naming a boy "Sue" would make you tough! No wonder he is angry!

08-18-12 at 03:50 PM	#14
JiffOrange Elder Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: $_POST['WIN!']; Posts: 2,665	I had a Gym teacher at school called Richard head, no prizes for guessing what he became known as Poor ba***rd! Don't get what goes through the heads of these peoples parents when they choose the name! Cheers, Jiff