German cops arrest drunken Yoda

**plasty** · 05-26-12 at 06:41 AM

German cops arrest drunken Jedi Master Yoda following hit and run

"Handle my liquor I cannot..."

First off, what is Yoda doing in Germany, instead of his home planet of Dagobah? And secondly, for someone who’s reportedly so wise, why is he drinking and driving and running into pedestrians?
Wait—what are the chances that this isn’t the real Yoda, but some inebriated 42-year-old German guy in a costume? Yeah, going to have to go with the latter on this one.
After a pedestrian in Germany was struck by a vehicle that fled the scene, cops were able to find the car involved in the accident. Imagine their surprise when they found the driver was a a very drunk Yoda. Thankfully the pedestrian suffered only minor injuries. Our soused Jedi Master was taken down to the police station where he was administered a blood alcohol test, had his driver’s license confiscated, and was sent on his way.
Seems the Force was not with this Yoda wannabe

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http://weinterrupt.com/2011/10/german-cops-arrest-drunken-jedi-master-yoda-following-hit-and-run/

MATROX · 05-26-12 at 06:50 AM

Why does this remind me of Dave Chappelle

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http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/chappelle-s-show-jedi-sex-scandal

Naughty Yoda is

**Gandolph13** · 05-26-12 at 07:12 AM

Pedestrians must out of way move if drunk Yoda is in vehicle control of!

**mackertim** · 05-26-12 at 07:27 AM

Are you sure it didn't mean to read, German pedestrian hit by Skoda?

**Atilla** · 05-26-12 at 11:53 AM

A blood alcohol test...damn thats always bad...even if the force is strong...cant do shit about that.

05-26-12 at 06:50 AM	#2
MATROX Elite Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: AREA 51 Posts: 2,053	Why does this remind me of Dave Chappelle Code: Select All http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/gv8ifh/chappelle-s-show-jedi-sex-scandal Naughty Yoda is

05-26-12 at 07:12 AM	#3
Gandolph13 Legendary Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia (GMT+10) Posts: 12,336	Pedestrians must out of way move if drunk Yoda is in vehicle control of!

05-26-12 at 07:27 AM	#4
mackertim Expert Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 922	Are you sure it didn't mean to read, German pedestrian hit by Skoda?

05-26-12 at 11:53 AM	#5
Atilla Master Join Date: May 2007 Location: Belgium Posts: 1,455	A blood alcohol test...damn thats always bad...even if the force is strong...cant do shit about that.