Have You Heard About the Shaved Prostitute Orangutan That Picked Winning Lotto №'s ?

GoddessOfTheUnderWorld · 05-14-12 at 09:59 AM

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I don't heard such as, really strange.

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I wonder what he/she was searching for exactly.Really strange...

**neophyte666** · 05-14-12 at 10:24 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by GoddessOfTheUnderWorld

Last post in the thread :06-10-2011, 04:57 PM
lottomillions99 Joined forum in May 2012
Dug up a thread about Shaved Prostitute Orangutan That Picked Winning Lotto №'s.
I wonder what he/she was searching for exactly.Really strange...

ROFL, I was just thinking that.
I could see the posts were nearly 2 years old and thought.. WTF?

English does not seem to be his/hers native language.
*Google'd prostitute, got directed to TPX*?

**orgasminator** · 05-15-12 at 05:40 AM

Perhaps 'prostitute' was not his/her search keyword? If you read at the OP, there could be some words to be chosen as keywords...Perhaps there are orang utan among us tehParadoxians? 'orang utan' literally means 'jungle/forest man' anyway.

Adanaliyik · 05-15-12 at 06:25 AM

Look at his nick, that could be a clue to what he was searching for... Lotto Millions looking for a way to pick winning lottery numbers perhaps? Just a wild guess though, and the coincidence probably means absolutely nothing...

:)

**orgasminator** · 05-15-12 at 07:01 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik

Look at his nick, that could be a clue to what he was searching for... Lotto Millions looking for a way to pick winning lottery numbers perhaps? Just a wild guess though, and the coincidence probably means absolutely nothing...

:)

BTW, are you from Adana? Just guessing from your username... :)

Adanaliyik · 05-15-12 at 07:34 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by orgasminator

BTW, are you from Adana? Just guessing from your username... :)

Live here, but not from here... The nick is kind of a joke, because according to my friends I act more like the stereotype person from Adana than half of them who are from here...

:)

**orgasminator** · 05-16-12 at 10:49 AM

:) Good to know. If it's okay...what's the stereotype? Is it really bad?

Adanaliyik · 05-16-12 at 11:05 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by orgasminator

:) Good to know. If it's okay...what's the stereotype? Is it really bad?

No, it's not too bad... For example, Turks in general don't eat a lot of meat, but people in Adana eat meat constantly. So, since I eat meat at every meal, I'm like a typical person from Adana. Also, men from Adana are completely preoccupied with sex, more than other Turks. And, they are more laid back than in other parts of the country. And I meet all those criteria.

But, there are some bad stereotypes too. Like being extremely macho, and treating women like dirt. I don't fit those, and I don't want to.

The real bottom line to them, is that I fit into the Adana culture as if I was born into it. So, as far as they're concerned I'm one of them.

And, the way the name is spelled is the second part of the joke. In Turkish, adding LI to the end of a city name means someone from that city. So, someone from Ankara would be called Ankarali, and when talking about themselves would say Ankaraliyim (I'm from Ankara). But, people from Adana do that differently as well, and they are the only one's in the country to do it. They don't say "Adanaliyim" which is the proper way, they say "Adanaliyik". Therefore, if someone says "Adanaliyim", they are lying, so I use the right one "Adanaliyik" which proves I really am from Adana now (and yes, I speak Turkish almost fluently)...

Sorry if this got a little confusing, but I hope you could follow it...

:)

**orgasminator** · 05-16-12 at 11:29 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik

No, it's not too bad... For example, Turks in general don't eat a lot of meat, but people in Adana eat meat constantly. So, since I eat meat at every meal, I'm like a typical person from Adana. Also, men from Adana are completely preoccupied with sex, more than other Turks. And, they are more laid back than in other parts of the country. And I meet all those criteria.

But, there are some bad stereotypes too. Like being extremely macho, and treating women like dirt. I don't fit those, and I don't want to.

The real bottom line to them, is that I fit into the Adana culture as if I was born into it. So, as far as they're concerned I'm one of them.

And, the way the name is spelled is the second part of the joke. In Turkish, adding LI to the end of a city name means someone from that city. So, someone from Ankara would be called Ankarali, and when talking about themselves would say Ankaraliyim (I'm from Ankara). But, people from Adana do that differently as well, and they are the only one's in the country to do it. They don't say "Adanaliyim" which is the proper way, they say "Adanaliyik". Therefore, if someone says "Adanaliyim", they are lying, so I use the right one "Adanaliyik" which proves I really am from Adana now (and yes, I speak Turkish almost fluently)...

Sorry if this got a little confusing, but I hope you could follow it...

:)

Haha funny

. Istanbuli? sounds like bully? lol.

Adanaliyik · 05-16-12 at 11:39 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by orgasminator

Haha funny

. Istanbuli? sounds like bully? lol.

It would be funny, but Turkish isn't like that... There are certain sounds that go together, and some that won't. It would actually be Instanbul'lu, with a u. It's a weird rule called vowel harmony, and it took me a while to learn because it isn't straight forward.

But, I like your version better...

:)

05-14-12 at 10:24 AM	#16
neophyte666 ℝα√їᾔℊ ☩ ℳαḓ Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: υи∂єяgяσυи∂ яανє Posts: 6,809	Quote: Originally Posted by GoddessOfTheUnderWorld Last post in the thread :06-10-2011, 04:57 PM lottomillions99 Joined forum in May 2012 Dug up a thread about Shaved Prostitute Orangutan That Picked Winning Lotto №'s. I wonder what he/she was searching for exactly.Really strange... ROFL, I was just thinking that. I could see the posts were nearly 2 years old and thought.. WTF? English does not seem to be his/hers native language. Google'd prostitute, got directed to TPX? Last edited by neophyte666; 05-14-12 at 10:27 AM.

05-14-12 at 09:59 AM	#15
GoddessOfTheUnderWorld Novice Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Land Of Contradictions Posts: 206	Quote: I don't heard such as, really strange. Last post in the thread :06-10-2011, 04:57 PM lottomillions99 Joined forum in May 2012 Dug up a thread about Shaved Prostitute Orangutan That Picked Winning Lotto №'s. I wonder what he/she was searching for exactly.Really strange...

05-15-12 at 05:40 AM	#17
orgasminator Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: island under the eye of the day Posts: 989	Perhaps 'prostitute' was not his/her search keyword? If you read at the OP, there could be some words to be chosen as keywords...Perhaps there are orang utan among us tehParadoxians? 'orang utan' literally means 'jungle/forest man' anyway.

05-15-12 at 06:25 AM	#18
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Look at his nick, that could be a clue to what he was searching for... Lotto Millions looking for a way to pick winning lottery numbers perhaps? Just a wild guess though, and the coincidence probably means absolutely nothing... :)

05-15-12 at 07:01 AM	#19
orgasminator Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: island under the eye of the day Posts: 989	Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik Look at his nick, that could be a clue to what he was searching for... Lotto Millions looking for a way to pick winning lottery numbers perhaps? Just a wild guess though, and the coincidence probably means absolutely nothing... :) BTW, are you from Adana? Just guessing from your username... :)

05-15-12 at 07:34 AM	#20
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Quote: Originally Posted by orgasminator BTW, are you from Adana? Just guessing from your username... :) Live here, but not from here... The nick is kind of a joke, because according to my friends I act more like the stereotype person from Adana than half of them who are from here... :)

05-16-12 at 10:49 AM	#21
orgasminator Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: island under the eye of the day Posts: 989	:) Good to know. If it's okay...what's the stereotype? Is it really bad?

05-16-12 at 11:05 AM	#22
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Quote: Originally Posted by orgasminator :) Good to know. If it's okay...what's the stereotype? Is it really bad? No, it's not too bad... For example, Turks in general don't eat a lot of meat, but people in Adana eat meat constantly. So, since I eat meat at every meal, I'm like a typical person from Adana. Also, men from Adana are completely preoccupied with sex, more than other Turks. And, they are more laid back than in other parts of the country. And I meet all those criteria. But, there are some bad stereotypes too. Like being extremely macho, and treating women like dirt. I don't fit those, and I don't want to. The real bottom line to them, is that I fit into the Adana culture as if I was born into it. So, as far as they're concerned I'm one of them. And, the way the name is spelled is the second part of the joke. In Turkish, adding LI to the end of a city name means someone from that city. So, someone from Ankara would be called Ankarali, and when talking about themselves would say Ankaraliyim (I'm from Ankara). But, people from Adana do that differently as well, and they are the only one's in the country to do it. They don't say "Adanaliyim" which is the proper way, they say "Adanaliyik". Therefore, if someone says "Adanaliyim", they are lying, so I use the right one "Adanaliyik" which proves I really am from Adana now (and yes, I speak Turkish almost fluently)... Sorry if this got a little confusing, but I hope you could follow it... :)

05-16-12 at 11:29 AM	#23
orgasminator Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: island under the eye of the day Posts: 989	Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik No, it's not too bad... For example, Turks in general don't eat a lot of meat, but people in Adana eat meat constantly. So, since I eat meat at every meal, I'm like a typical person from Adana. Also, men from Adana are completely preoccupied with sex, more than other Turks. And, they are more laid back than in other parts of the country. And I meet all those criteria. But, there are some bad stereotypes too. Like being extremely macho, and treating women like dirt. I don't fit those, and I don't want to. The real bottom line to them, is that I fit into the Adana culture as if I was born into it. So, as far as they're concerned I'm one of them. And, the way the name is spelled is the second part of the joke. In Turkish, adding LI to the end of a city name means someone from that city. So, someone from Ankara would be called Ankarali, and when talking about themselves would say Ankaraliyim (I'm from Ankara). But, people from Adana do that differently as well, and they are the only one's in the country to do it. They don't say "Adanaliyim" which is the proper way, they say "Adanaliyik". Therefore, if someone says "Adanaliyim", they are lying, so I use the right one "Adanaliyik" which proves I really am from Adana now (and yes, I speak Turkish almost fluently)... Sorry if this got a little confusing, but I hope you could follow it... :) Haha funny . Istanbuli? sounds like bully? lol.

05-16-12 at 11:39 AM	#24
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Quote: Originally Posted by orgasminator Haha funny . Istanbuli? sounds like bully? lol. It would be funny, but Turkish isn't like that... There are certain sounds that go together, and some that won't. It would actually be Instanbul'lu, with a u. It's a weird rule called vowel harmony, and it took me a while to learn because it isn't straight forward. But, I like your version better... :)