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Old 02-03-12 at 07:44 AM   #1
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Default Japan’s New Creepy Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Japan’s New Creepy Anti-Aging Mouthpiece

Throughout the years, we’ve seen some pretty genius inventions from Japan, but every once in a while they come up with something so strange, so bizarre, you can’t help but ask yourself “what were they thinking?” The new Face Slimmer anti-aging mouthpiece is one of those things…

The so-called face Slimmer was launched in Japan, late last year, by a well-known cosmetic company called Glim. It’s a weird-looking rubbery thing that looks a lot like the mouth of a blow-up doll, and it supposedly solves your sagging face problem while giving you that coveted duck-face look. You know, the one every “cool” teenager poses with in their Facebook photos. Now, unlike most other Japanese inventions, the Face Slimmer isn’t high-tech. In fact it’s as low tech as they come, all you have to do is put it in your mouth and start exercising your face muscles. Think of it as a squeeze punch for your mouth…



When photos of the Face Slimmer first appeared on the Internet, some Japanese media outlets took it as a gag, but when it started being listed on online stores like Japan Trend Shop, everyone stopped laughing. This thing isn’t cheap either, it costs a whopping $83. No thanks, I think I’ll cut off the mouth off my blow-up doll instead. Anyway, if you’re curious about how it’s used, Glim has released some photos with the Face Slimmer in action, along with some instructions, like trying to repeat out loud the Japanese vowel sounds – “a i u e o”
『あ い う え お』 for at least three minutes a day, everyday for the rest of one’s life. It will make the wrinkles around your eyes go away, and improve the look of your face…



Looking at all these ridiculous photos, so many mean and vulgar comments come to mind, but I think I’ll let you guys do the commenting.





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Old 02-03-12 at 07:50 AM   #2
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uhh...

never mind.
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Old 02-03-12 at 08:00 AM   #3
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uhh...

never mind.
Good move.
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Old 02-03-12 at 08:00 AM   #4
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Do you have the bigger 'O' one(s)? So I can tell better whether it will fit or not to my size (it's not for my mouth)?

Interesting idea....maybe it was the men who ask for these things....

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Old 02-03-12 at 08:27 AM   #5
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weeeeell!

I am not sure if the size is appropriate for the Asian community. HA!
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Old 02-03-12 at 08:29 AM   #6
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Do you have the bigger 'O' one(s)? So I can tell better whether it will fit or not to my size (it's not for my mouth)?

Interesting idea....maybe it was the men who ask for these things....
You can always get a fleshlight instead >_>
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Old 02-03-12 at 08:42 AM   #7
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You can always get a fleshlight instead >_>
Darnit, beat me to it.

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all you have to do is put it in your mouth and start exercising your face muscles.
And totally not taken out of context!
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Old 02-03-12 at 09:03 AM   #8
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Old 02-03-12 at 09:26 AM   #9
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You can always get a fleshlight instead >_>
Haha, that's not what I mean. But that's fine. No need to explain, I guess.

Forget it, that was just a bad joke.

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Old 02-03-12 at 10:25 AM   #10
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When I saw the device from a top-down perspective and saw the picture of the woman, I immediately thought "Mouth Condom"
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Old 02-03-12 at 11:24 AM   #11
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When I saw the device from a top-down perspective and saw the picture of the woman, I immediately thought "Mouth Condom"
Herpes Prevention device.
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Old 02-03-12 at 11:31 AM   #12
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Thats the worst invention I've seen since the iPhone hand.
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Old 02-03-12 at 11:58 AM   #13
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reminds me of mother


dear,dear mother
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Old 02-03-12 at 12:10 PM   #14
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weeeeell!

I am not sure if the size is appropriate for the Asian community. HA!
Stereotype check! Bet you think black guy got bigger than the whitey too, lol
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