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Old 09-06-11, 07:00 AM   #1
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Default Jesus appears in clouds

"Jesus" appears in clouds

Performs no miracles. Soon disperses.


Behold! Jesus Christ standing on a cloud.

Keen part-time photographer Luc Perrot was apparently left stunned when he stumbled across the spooky shadow as he stood 2,000ft up on top of the volcanic Cirque of Mafate peak, on Reunion Island.
The Frenchman had climbed the enormous mountain to record a time-lapse video of the clouds movement as they passed by on July 10 this year. But when he looked up from his camera, he was startled to see the cloaked figure stood in front on the clouds.
He said: 'I was making a time-lapse video with the movement of clouds above the Cirque of Mafate when I began scanning the horizon for a good shot.
'As I looked up I noticed a shadow floating on clouds surrounded by a rainbow. It took me by complete surprise. When I looked back at the footage, it gave me the feeling of divine apparition.
'When I saw the footage I realised the figure was surmounted by a white arc, which reminded me very much of a halo.
'You read about this phenomenon in books but I have never seen it before myself.'
He added: 'It can probably be explained scientifically.'
Yeah, probably, eh?





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Old 09-06-11, 07:07 AM   #2
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Yeah Right! Can you spell Photoshop!
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Old 09-06-11, 07:10 AM   #3
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Later spectrographic image enhancement revealed this in fact is not the son of God, it's the son of Xenu



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Old 09-06-11, 07:12 AM   #4
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lol, nice one moof!
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Old 09-06-11, 07:16 AM   #5
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this is one of those times i would like to see the original image prior to any manipulation... well, probably not, but if i were to want to see it at all, it would be prior to any enhancing.

the spot in the upper left seems to be a lens flare. if so, then the one circled is probably one also. how did the cloud get on top of the lens flare?

oh... and where is the girl?

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Old 09-06-11, 07:33 AM   #6
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Lame. It's just a brocken spectre.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brocken_spectre
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Old 09-06-11, 07:36 AM   #7
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Lame. It's just a brocken spectre.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brocken_spectre
No. I'ts really Jesus. He turned himself into a Brocken bow.
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Old 09-06-11, 07:39 AM   #8
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oh... and where is the girl?
She was there, but she limped off after she Brocken the heel on one of her dancing' shoes
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Old 09-06-11, 08:10 AM   #9
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Oh well, at least this one stays dead ;D
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Old 09-06-11, 08:14 AM   #10
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i ran into Jesus and he said he was still in Chihuahua and has not been hanging out in the clouds. he denies any evidence to the contrary.

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Old 09-06-11, 08:19 AM   #11
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Ah images in clouds, so random and subjective. Am I the only one who sees a winged horse?
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Old 09-06-11, 08:20 AM   #12
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i ran into Jesus and he said he was still in Chihuahua and has not been hanging out in the clouds. he denies any evidence to the contrary.

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Chihuahua? ain't them those yappy lil' rat-dogs? - if he's in one of them I'm gonna seriously have to re-evaluate my image of him as a holy man.
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Old 09-06-11, 08:21 AM   #13
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Ahhhhhh yes Grasshoppa, but does omnipresent ring a bell.
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Old 09-06-11, 09:03 AM   #14
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really Plasty ? were you there to confirm this ? really ? or is it just the need to see something that doesn't exist ? to confort your belief maybe ?
Lemmie help you out with that...


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