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Old 05-16-12, 12:50 PM   #15
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Ano, 60? a slow night?
Slow............then quick.......then slow again......you know how it goes woman! Then did that trick you told me about where you sit on your hand till its numb and you get pins and needles in it ....so it feels like somebody else is doing it then

Err .........oh slow!! as in slow not much happening,quiet night! silly me ......forget what I just said haha
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Old 05-16-12, 12:51 PM   #16
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Well he could have just not opened the door till he got dressed, like a normal human being lol.
Knowing security people, they wouldn't have given him the chance to dress. They would have used terms like "immediately" and "right this minute", so they could catch him "rosy handed".

And, to the general audience, this whole thing is still "he said - he said", with the judge taking the security guard's "he said".

It could just have easily been as the defendant said, that he was having a difficult bowel movement, which would account for the noises, and instead of having his penis in his hand, was actually attempting to cover his genitals.

His version didn't sound improbable to me, the way it's written in the article, even if the judge thought it was. But that could have been caused by the man's nervousness over the charges being offset by a professional who'd probably given testimony in many shoplifting cases.

If he was doing it, it's disgusting to do it in public. But even if he was, being alone behind a closed and locked door sort of makes the charge of "indecent exposure" seem totally inappropriate to me. Public indecency yes, but I repeat what I said before that there was no exposure until the security guard forced him to open the door...

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Old 05-16-12, 03:40 PM   #17
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Testimony presented at trial indicated the security officer had been alerted to the fact a man had been in the men's room for what seemed like an inordinate length of time.
When he entered the washroom he noted that one of the cubicles was occupied.
He heard noises coming from the cubicle that suggested the man might be masturbating.

Acting on his suspicions the security officer knocked on the door of the cubicle.
He told the court that Snow stood up and opened the door of the cubicle.
Snow had one hand wrapped around his pen*s, the officer stated.
You mean to say a man can't even take a dump in a public toilet now?
The meds I'm on, I groan like a dying elephant when I'm trying to take a dump, wonder what I'd be accused of?
Probably be sent t a mental institution for trying to kill myself......

And I've always wanted to visit Canada....
I'm gonna rethink that one!
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Old 05-16-12, 05:32 PM   #18
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lol i was born 30min away from charlottetown, i used to shoplift lego from that Zellers when i was a kid

its Prince Edward Island, Canada in case youre wondering.
http://maps.google.ca/maps?hl=en&tab=wl
glad i dont live there anymore though, its boring as ****.
all we had there was 'Anne of green gables' ...never did understand why thousands of asians travelled all that way to visit the birth place of a fictional character made up in a book...

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Old 05-16-12, 07:34 PM   #19
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oh no! you mean anne is not real? next you are going to tell me the easter bunny is a fake!!!

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Old 05-16-12, 08:10 PM   #20
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oh no! you mean anne is not real? next you are going to tell me the easter bunny is a fake!!!

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of course you know i wouldnt do that!
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Old 05-17-12, 02:23 PM   #21
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I'd like to get busted by a Policewoman...:)
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Old 05-17-12, 02:35 PM   #22
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Then did that trick you told me about where you sit on your hand till its numb and you get pins and needles in it ....so it feels like somebody else is doing it then
Yeah, y'know I wouldn't really recommend that, tried it once, but it was awful, just no control at all, feels like ya getting fapped off by a mong.
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Old 05-17-12, 03:49 PM   #23
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loooool!!!!!! :)
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Old 05-17-12, 03:50 PM   #24
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Yeah, y'know I wouldn't really recommend that, tried it once, but it was awful, just no control at all, feels like ya getting fapped off by a mong.

Looooool!!!!!!! :) omg i nearly fell off of my chair laughing at your comment! +1
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Old 05-17-12, 04:21 PM   #25
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i still think 15 days is way too much, if you cant get it right in the first day, then any additional time is just cruel!

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Old 05-17-12, 04:48 PM   #26
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Old 05-18-12, 05:15 PM   #27
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i still think 15 days is way too much, if you cant get it right in the first day, then any additional time is just cruel!

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Old 05-18-12, 05:46 PM   #28
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