A Man, Zebra & Parrot Walk Into A Bar...

**BlueDragonFire** · 05-23-12 at 02:06 PM

I guess if you haven't seen it all before this one'll surprise ya.

The guy was arrested for drunk driving and had a zebra and a parrot {and his girlfriend} in the car.

Quote:

"These are our kids," Teeters added, in explaining why the animals were with them.

The couple said they often take the animals with them, and had planned to bring them into the bar but were told they could not enter because food was being served that night.

Umm, isn't it illegal to take your kids to bars?

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http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/23/11829281-man-arrested-for-drunk-driving-with-zebra-parrot-in-truck?fb_ref=.T71H3ScAGHk.like&fb_source=home_multiline

Peace to you and yours,
Matthew "Dra'Gon" Stohler

**wingomeza** · 05-23-12 at 02:14 PM

starts like a joke lol

**moofburger** · 05-23-12 at 02:18 PM

Heh when I saw the thread title I thought Ha! BD has accidentally posted in OT instead of DT&L

Well played sir, you reeled me in!

Good job this guy was drunk, I'd be seriously worried about a sober person having a zebra in his car.

Loved the picture at the top of the article, he aint a happy bunny there!

Adanaliyik · 05-23-12 at 02:39 PM

Now we know why the hurdler from Iowa is still a virgin... They seem to prefer animals there...

:)

**CyberKingdom** · 05-23-12 at 02:53 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik

Now we know why the hurdler from Iowa is still a virgin... They seem to prefer animals there...

:)

Don't knock it til you try it.

**lvstealth** · 05-23-12 at 03:02 PM

owi... well that sure encompasses a lot!

the man looks like it is not his first spell of intoxication...

if they were not serving food that night, it would be ok?

smiling,
Mandy

**SteveJones7** · 05-24-12 at 01:46 AM

05-23-12 at 02:14 PM	#2
wingomeza Expert Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Dodger Town Posts: 961	starts like a joke lol

05-23-12 at 02:18 PM	#3
moofburger Illuminati P.R. Dept Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hidden by the FBI Tactless Protection Program Posts: 2,572	Heh when I saw the thread title I thought Ha! BD has accidentally posted in OT instead of DT&L Well played sir, you reeled me in! Good job this guy was drunk, I'd be seriously worried about a sober person having a zebra in his car. Loved the picture at the top of the article, he aint a happy bunny there!

05-23-12 at 02:39 PM	#4
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Now we know why the hurdler from Iowa is still a virgin... They seem to prefer animals there... :)

05-23-12 at 02:53 PM	#5
CyberKingdom Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,128	Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik Now we know why the hurdler from Iowa is still a virgin... They seem to prefer animals there... :) Don't knock it til you try it.

05-23-12 at 03:02 PM	#6
lvstealth Give me your Glow juice.. Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 5,189	owi... well that sure encompasses a lot! the man looks like it is not his first spell of intoxication... if they were not serving food that night, it would be ok? smiling, Mandy

05-24-12 at 01:46 AM	#7
SteveJones7 Too sexy for this board Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: teh earth Posts: 1,544