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Old 05-23-12 at 02:06 PM   #1
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Default A Man, Zebra & Parrot Walk Into A Bar...

I guess if you haven't seen it all before this one'll surprise ya.

The guy was arrested for drunk driving and had a zebra and a parrot {and his girlfriend} in the car.

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"These are our kids," Teeters added, in explaining why the animals were with them.

The couple said they often take the animals with them, and had planned to bring them into the bar but were told they could not enter because food was being served that night.
Umm, isn't it illegal to take your kids to bars?

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/23/11829281-man-arrested-for-drunk-driving-with-zebra-parrot-in-truck?fb_ref=.T71H3ScAGHk.like&fb_source=home_multiline
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Old 05-23-12 at 02:14 PM   #2
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starts like a joke lol
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Old 05-23-12 at 02:18 PM   #3
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Heh when I saw the thread title I thought Ha! BD has accidentally posted in OT instead of DT&L

Well played sir, you reeled me in!

Good job this guy was drunk, I'd be seriously worried about a sober person having a zebra in his car.

Loved the picture at the top of the article, he aint a happy bunny there!
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Old 05-23-12 at 02:39 PM   #4
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Now we know why the hurdler from Iowa is still a virgin... They seem to prefer animals there...

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Old 05-23-12 at 02:53 PM   #5
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Now we know why the hurdler from Iowa is still a virgin... They seem to prefer animals there...

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Old 05-23-12 at 03:02 PM   #6
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owi... well that sure encompasses a lot!

the man looks like it is not his first spell of intoxication...

if they were not serving food that night, it would be ok?

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Old 05-24-12 at 01:46 AM   #7
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