Monkey 'Found In Smuggler's Trousers'

**plasty** · 09-10-12 at 12:25 PM

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A man has been arrested in New Delhi after customs officials apparently stopped him trying to board a flight with a Loris monkey in his underwear
It is believed the suspected smuggler had just arrived from Bangkok and was attempting to get on a plane to Dubai.
Two other passengers were also detained.
The seven-inch (17cm) long monkey is native to India and south-east Asia and was found during a routine security check, according to the Press Trust of India.
It also reported that a second Loris was found in a rubbish bin at the Indira Gandhi International Airport......

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Icedrake99 · 09-10-12 at 12:26 PM

I feel bad for the monkey. :/

**tomandsusan** · 09-10-12 at 01:18 PM

I don't know where to begin with this one!

**EvilToeKnee** · 09-10-12 at 01:31 PM

I didn't know monkey smuggling was really an issue. "Yeah, I have a monkey in my pants, so what?"

**lvstealth** · 09-10-12 at 01:52 PM

7 inches? 7 INCHES? ok, im with Tom, where do i begin?

smiles,
Mandy

**Chavokb** · 09-10-12 at 04:05 PM

i always thought there was trouser snake but never trouser monkeys

**bookdragon** · 09-10-12 at 04:34 PM

Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

**philfree0** · 09-10-12 at 08:44 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by bookdragon

Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

both!

Adeno · 09-10-12 at 08:49 PM

Oh wow, poor monkey! Being molested while being smuggled :O

Ghenos · 09-10-12 at 09:17 PM

I'm pretty sure that's how HIV first transmitted to the human population.

**WillowSun** · 09-10-12 at 09:39 PM

wonder if the monkey got a spanking?

**SteveJones7** · 09-11-12 at 05:02 AM

The monkey thought "MY, thats a BIG banana!"

**Amardillo** · 09-11-12 at 07:24 AM

I believe he wouldn't be caught if the monkey didn't start peeling the banana.

**plasty** · 09-11-12 at 07:42 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by lvstealth

7 inches? 7 INCHES? ok, im with Tom, where do i begin?

smiles,
Mandy

So, it's a bit undersized.

09-11-12 at 05:02 AM	#12
SteveJones7 Too sexy for this board Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: teh earth Posts: 1,544	The monkey thought "MY, thats a BIG banana!" Last edited by SteveJones7; 09-11-12 at 05:04 AM.

09-10-12 at 12:26 PM	#2
Icedrake99 Novice Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 204	I feel bad for the monkey. :/

09-10-12 at 01:18 PM	#3
tomandsusan Guru Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Never Never Land Posts: 5,815	I don't know where to begin with this one!

09-10-12 at 01:31 PM	#4
EvilToeKnee 3rd Street Saint Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 771	I didn't know monkey smuggling was really an issue. "Yeah, I have a monkey in my pants, so what?"

09-10-12 at 01:52 PM	#5
lvstealth Give me your Glow juice.. Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Tennessee, USA Posts: 5,190	7 inches? 7 INCHES? ok, im with Tom, where do i begin? smiles, Mandy

09-10-12 at 04:05 PM	#6
Chavokb Master Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 1,020	i always thought there was trouser snake but never trouser monkeys

09-10-12 at 04:34 PM	#7
bookdragon She Dragon Extraordinaire Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: In the bowels of the Earth Posts: 2,679	Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

09-10-12 at 08:44 PM	#8
philfree0 Conspiracy Realist Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 239	Quote: Originally Posted by bookdragon Is that a monkey in your pants or are you just happy to see me? both!

09-10-12 at 08:49 PM	#9
Adeno Master Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 1,221	Oh wow, poor monkey! Being molested while being smuggled :O

09-10-12 at 09:17 PM	#10
Ghenos Expert Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 940	I'm pretty sure that's how HIV first transmitted to the human population.

09-10-12 at 09:39 PM	#11
WillowSun Therianthrope Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,190	wonder if the monkey got a spanking?

09-11-12 at 07:24 AM	#13
Amardillo ┣▇▇▇═── Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: On an island Posts: 1,935	I believe he wouldn't be caught if the monkey didn't start peeling the banana.

09-11-12 at 07:42 AM	#14
plasty Decrepit Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12,777	Quote: Originally Posted by lvstealth 7 inches? 7 INCHES? ok, im with Tom, where do i begin? smiles, Mandy So, it's a bit undersized.