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**plasty** · 06-30-12 at 07:24 AM

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Deputies: Kiddie porn found on couple's lost phone at Walmart

Registered sex offender Alan Robert Johnson, 33, was arrested — along with Jennifer A. Sparks, 37 — after customers allegedly found pictures of a naked man and woman, as well as pictures of naked toddlers’ genitalia on their phone, which they had inadvertently left at a Cape Coral Walmart, reports The News-Press in Fort Myers.

Cops were able to trace the phone to Johnson, whose Facebook page reportedly displayed some of the same photos found on the cell phone.
Detectives then found pics and videos of the couple engaging in oral sex and lewd molestation with a 4-year-old girl at their residence, according to the report.

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**PhoenixBSD** · 06-30-12 at 08:20 AM

Damn, they're both scary looking enough.

I say all convicted child molesters should be put to sleep... Problem solved.

**plasty** · 06-30-12 at 08:25 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by PhoenixBSD

Damn, they're both scary looking enough.

I say all convicted child molesters should be put to sleep... Problem solved.

I'm going to have to agree with you on this one.

Adanaliyik · 06-30-12 at 08:27 AM

I say give them both 20 years in prison, and let their offenses be widely know in general population (prison term for normal inmates)... I would have said the death penalty, but lethal injection would be letting these two off way too lightly...

:(

**Punkbaster** · 06-30-12 at 10:25 AM

castration all the way...chemical or good old fashioned knify knify

Valid_Username · 06-30-12 at 10:45 AM

Now I have the damned theme tune to 'Roseanne' playing in my head.

**mackertim** · 06-30-12 at 11:07 AM

So that's why it was taken off the air!

**philfree0** · 06-30-12 at 02:32 PM

Flor-idiots...

Quote: Originally Posted by Valid_Username

Now I have the damned theme tune to 'Roseanne' playing in my head.

WHOA! CREEPY!!!

06-30-12 at 10:45 AM	#6
Valid_Username Expert Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 720	Now I have the damned theme tune to 'Roseanne' playing in my head. Last edited by Valid_Username; 06-30-12 at 10:51 AM.

06-30-12 at 08:20 AM	#2
PhoenixBSD Luminiferous Ether Sailor Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Thailand Posts: 1,701	Damn, they're both scary looking enough. I say all convicted child molesters should be put to sleep... Problem solved.

06-30-12 at 08:25 AM	#3
plasty Decrepit Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12,774	Quote: Originally Posted by PhoenixBSD Damn, they're both scary looking enough. I say all convicted child molesters should be put to sleep... Problem solved. I'm going to have to agree with you on this one.

06-30-12 at 08:27 AM	#4
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	I say give them both 20 years in prison, and let their offenses be widely know in general population (prison term for normal inmates)... I would have said the death penalty, but lethal injection would be letting these two off way too lightly... :(

06-30-12 at 10:25 AM	#5
Punkbaster Hate Puppies Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: ...well...that's a good question... Posts: 1,101	castration all the way...chemical or good old fashioned knify knify

06-30-12 at 11:07 AM	#7
mackertim Expert Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Right Behind You! Posts: 928	So that's why it was taken off the air!

06-30-12 at 02:32 PM	#8
philfree0 Conspiracy Realist Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 239	Flor-idiots... Quote: Originally Posted by Valid_Username Now I have the damned theme tune to 'Roseanne' playing in my head. WHOA! CREEPY!!!