Sheep Placenta Facials

**plasty** · 05-24-12 at 07:26 AM

Sheep Placenta Facials for Victoria Beckham

SHEEPISH: Victoria Beckham's glowing complexion is the
result of an expensive mixture of afterbirth and gold flakes

Only the placenta from New Zealand sheep is good enough to rub into the face of Victoria Beckham.
It has been reported Posh Spice is dishing out up to £320 (NZD$670) for regular 90-minute facials, which involve shining a red LED light on the face to open the pores, before an afterbirth gel sprinkled with gold flakes is spread on, British tabloid The Sun has reported.
Beckham, 38, is a regular visitor to Beverly Hills specialist Dr Harold Lancer, who also treats Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez.
Lancer said he only used placenta from New Zealand sheep in his facials because they had been "untouched by the modern world".
"They have no impurities in their system. The stem cells we harvest are amniotic cells, which means no harm is caused to the animals," he said.
"The stem cells are preserved because they are full of rich nutrients that fight free-radical damage to the skin and make it more radiant."
The process sees stem cells extracted, frozen and mixed in gel.
The product is said to have come from Waipukurau company Agri-Labs, which exports animal placenta wholesale throughout the world.

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http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/beauty/beauty-news/6977602/Beckham-gets-sheep-placenta-facials

**DarnLiina** · 05-24-12 at 08:47 AM

You should see the pigeon poop facials they also do for crazy insane prices...

**plasty** · 05-24-12 at 09:21 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by DarnLiina

You should see the pigeon poop facials they also do for crazy insane prices...

I wonder who collects it, or do they buy it directly from the pigeons?

Adanaliyik · 05-24-12 at 10:02 AM

Women's cosmetics, even the normal one's already have things like that in them...

I mean, one of the main ingredients in a lot of perfume is skunk spray (makes the smell last longer). And, just ask someone where the the main ingredient for Musk type perfumes comes from...

:)

Narubxan · 05-24-12 at 10:29 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik

Women's cosmetics, even the normal one's already have things like that in them...

I mean, one of the main ingredients in a lot of perfume is skunk spray (makes the smell last longer). And, just ask someone where the the main ingredient for Musk type perfumes comes from...

:)

Ambergris? :P

Am i the only guy who thinks she is not pretty at all?
She looks odd, unattractive to me.
And those facials dont seem to be doing much to her face complexion wise... might be the camera's fault though.
My mother at 50 had a better complexion than that :S

**blaxroze** · 05-24-12 at 10:33 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Narubxan

Ambergris? :P

Am i the only guy who thinks she is not pretty at all?
She looks odd, unattractive to me.
And those facials dont seem to be doing much to her face complexion wise... might be the camera's fault though.
My mother at 50 had a better complexion than that :S

Neither do I but hey girls with short hair is a turn on for me

Adanaliyik · 05-24-12 at 11:15 AM

I don't find her attractive either, but I refrained from saying it because someone might accuse me of being biased against British women... I mean, she's kind of national treasure over there, isn't she?

:)

**EvilToeKnee** · 05-24-12 at 11:25 AM

I'm sorry but, the title of this thread sounds like something from a Deuce Bigalow movie.

**CyberKingdom** · 05-24-12 at 11:33 AM

It looks like they sewed in a sheep's placenta on her face.

timbobway · 05-24-12 at 12:43 PM

How about a razor blade or acid facial for her?

Valid_Username · 05-24-12 at 01:12 PM

Is that picture before or after, because I'd be inclined to ask for my money back.

The thought of giving that wretched creature any kind of 'facial' makes me want to remove my gonads with a rusty scythe.

Quote:

I mean, she's kind of national treasure over there, isn't she?

I think 'Pariah' is the word you're looking for.

Notorious_dog · 05-24-12 at 03:27 PM

ahahaha, this really makes me lol man....... Though Vic is pretty hot!!! But she still looks liek someone's stolen her SOUL.

Quote: Originally Posted by Valid_Username

Is that picture before or after, because I'd be inclined to ask for my money back.

The thought of giving that wretched creature any kind of 'facial' makes me want to remove my gonads with a rusty scythe.

I think 'Pariah' is the word you're looking for.

Why do you say that? (the "wretched creature" part.. and the rest as well I guess.)

Quote: Originally Posted by Narubxan

Ambergris? :P

Am i the only guy who thinks she is not pretty at all?
She looks odd, unattractive to me.
And those facials dont seem to be doing much to her face complexion wise... might be the camera's fault though.
My mother at 50 had a better complexion than that :S

I'm sure you're not the only guy who thinks that, but nevertheless don't worry about it!
Everybody is entitled to their own personal taste in women.

I'm no expert or anything, but her skin looks quite good to me? Just because it doesn't look like a babies but, doesn't mean its bad. That armpit looks a bit weird though... holly cow whats up with the armpit? lol.

lando909 · 05-24-12 at 04:05 PM

The crap women do to try and look young.

**Gandolph13** · 05-24-12 at 05:15 PM

YUK!
I hear Kiwi sheep have more sailors than their navy.........(think about it)....

05-24-12 at 03:27 PM	#12
Notorious_dog Elder Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,974	ahahaha, this really makes me lol man....... Though Vic is pretty hot!!! But she still looks liek someone's stolen her SOUL. Quote: Originally Posted by Valid_Username Is that picture before or after, because I'd be inclined to ask for my money back. The thought of giving that wretched creature any kind of 'facial' makes me want to remove my gonads with a rusty scythe. I think 'Pariah' is the word you're looking for. Why do you say that? (the "wretched creature" part.. and the rest as well I guess.) Quote: Originally Posted by Narubxan Ambergris? :P Am i the only guy who thinks she is not pretty at all? She looks odd, unattractive to me. And those facials dont seem to be doing much to her face complexion wise... might be the camera's fault though. My mother at 50 had a better complexion than that :S I'm sure you're not the only guy who thinks that, but nevertheless don't worry about it! Everybody is entitled to their own personal taste in women. I'm no expert or anything, but her skin looks quite good to me? Just because it doesn't look like a babies but, doesn't mean its bad. That armpit looks a bit weird though... holly cow whats up with the armpit? lol. Last edited by Notorious_dog; 05-24-12 at 03:33 PM.

05-24-12 at 08:47 AM	#2
DarnLiina Apprentice Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 302	You should see the pigeon poop facials they also do for crazy insane prices...

05-24-12 at 09:21 AM	#3
plasty Decrepit Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12,360	Quote: Originally Posted by DarnLiina You should see the pigeon poop facials they also do for crazy insane prices... I wonder who collects it, or do they buy it directly from the pigeons?

05-24-12 at 10:02 AM	#4
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Women's cosmetics, even the normal one's already have things like that in them... I mean, one of the main ingredients in a lot of perfume is skunk spray (makes the smell last longer). And, just ask someone where the the main ingredient for Musk type perfumes comes from... :)

05-24-12 at 10:29 AM	#5
Narubxan Master Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: in the Twilight Posts: 1,063	Quote: Originally Posted by Adanaliyik Women's cosmetics, even the normal one's already have things like that in them... I mean, one of the main ingredients in a lot of perfume is skunk spray (makes the smell last longer). And, just ask someone where the the main ingredient for Musk type perfumes comes from... :) Ambergris? :P Am i the only guy who thinks she is not pretty at all? She looks odd, unattractive to me. And those facials dont seem to be doing much to her face complexion wise... might be the camera's fault though. My mother at 50 had a better complexion than that :S

05-24-12 at 10:33 AM	#6
blaxroze Expert Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 949	Quote: Originally Posted by Narubxan Ambergris? :P Am i the only guy who thinks she is not pretty at all? She looks odd, unattractive to me. And those facials dont seem to be doing much to her face complexion wise... might be the camera's fault though. My mother at 50 had a better complexion than that :S Neither do I but hey girls with short hair is a turn on for me

05-24-12 at 11:15 AM	#7
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	I don't find her attractive either, but I refrained from saying it because someone might accuse me of being biased against British women... I mean, she's kind of national treasure over there, isn't she? :)

05-24-12 at 11:25 AM	#8
EvilToeKnee 3rd Street Saint Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 770	I'm sorry but, the title of this thread sounds like something from a Deuce Bigalow movie.

05-24-12 at 11:33 AM	#9
CyberKingdom Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,105	It looks like they sewed in a sheep's placenta on her face.

05-24-12 at 12:43 PM	#10
timbobway Novice Join Date: May 2008 Location: USA Posts: 157	How about a razor blade or acid facial for her?

05-24-12 at 01:12 PM	#11
Valid_Username Expert Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: UK Posts: 720	Is that picture before or after, because I'd be inclined to ask for my money back. The thought of giving that wretched creature any kind of 'facial' makes me want to remove my gonads with a rusty scythe. Quote: I mean, she's kind of national treasure over there, isn't she? I think 'Pariah' is the word you're looking for.

05-24-12 at 04:05 PM	#13
lando909 Novice Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Atomic City USA Posts: 132	The crap women do to try and look young.

05-24-12 at 05:15 PM	#14
Gandolph13 Legendary Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia (GMT+10) Posts: 12,306	YUK! I hear Kiwi sheep have more sailors than their navy.........(think about it)....