The Smuttiest Cities in America

**plasty** · 05-11-12 at 07:36 AM

The porn capital of the U.S.A. is Mickey Mouse's home. We'll assume that's a coincidence
Most porn films may be shot in the L.A. area, but their biggest audience is in Orlando.
We know what you're thinking: How can the home of G-rated theme parks be skin-flick central?
It seems that while tourists line up at a kid-friendly fantasy world, the locals prefer one in which Snow White and the dwarfs whistle while they... well, you know.
We peered through a statistical peephole to tabulate the following criteria: the number of DVDs purchased, rented, or streamed (AdultDVDEmpire dot com); adult entertainment stores per city (StorErotica dot net); rate of porn searches (Google Insights); and the percentage of households who subscribe to a cable channel that shows soft-core porn (SimplyMap).
Not only were Orlando folks the randiest residents, but Florida was also the most salacious state.

Love to Look

1. Orlando, FL
2. Las Vegas, NV
3. Wilmington, DE
4. Raleigh, NC
5. Charlotte, NC
6. Minneapolis, MN
7. Atlanta, GA
8. Tampa, FL
9. Anchorage, AK
10. Austin, TX
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11. Boise, ID
12. Miami, FL
13. Houston, TX
14. Columbia, SC
15. Dallas, TX
16. Portland, OR
17. San Diego, CA
18. Cleveland, OH
19. Sacramento, CA
20. Baltimore, MD
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21. Providence, RI
22. Durham, NC
23. San Francisco, CA
24. Wichita, KS
25. Columbus, OH
26. Plano, TX
27. Manchester, NH
28. Jersey City, NJ
29. St. Paul, MN
30. Madison, WI
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31. Cheyenne, WY
32. Denver, CO
33. Chicago, IL
34. Philadelphia, PA
35. Rochester, NY
36. Tucson, AZ
37. Reno, NV
38. Riverside, CA
39. Bakersfield, CA
40. New Orleans, LA
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41. Omaha, NE
42. Seattle, WA
43. Milwaukee, WI
44. Greensboro, NC
45. Fort Worth, TX
46. Oklahoma City, OK
47. Pittsburgh, PA
48. Colorado Springs, CO
49. Nashville, TN
50. Phoenix, AZ
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51. Honolulu, HI
52. Jacksonville, FL
53. Anaheim, CA
54. Tulsa, OK
55. Aurora, CO
56. Lexington, KY
57. Bridgeport, CT
58. Buffalo, NY
59. Portland, ME
60. St. Petersburg, FL
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61. San Jose, CA
62. Billings, MT
63. Virginia Beach, VA
64. Albuquerque, NM
65. St. Louis, MO
66. Kansas City, MO
67. Fresno, CA
68. Sioux Falls, SD
69. Los Angeles, CA
70. Louisville, KY
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71. Salt Lake City, UT
72. Stockton, CA
73. San Antonio, TX
74. Little Rock, AR
75. Memphis, TN
76. New York, NY
77. Corpus Christi, TX
78. Indianapolis, IN
79. Oakland, CA
80. Washington, DC
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81. Cincinnati, OH
82. Birmingham, AL
83. Boston, MA
84. Burlington, VT
85. Des Moines, IA
86. Detroit, MI
87. Fort Wayne, IN
88. Chesapeake, VA
89. Newark, NJ
90. El Paso, TX
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Avert Their Eyes

91. Norfolk, VA
92. Fargo, ND
93. Lincoln, NE
94. Toledo, OH
95. Laredo, TX
96. Lubbock, TX
97. Charleston, WV
98. Winston-Salem, NC
99. Baton Rouge, LA
100. Jackson, MS

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**EvilToeKnee** · 05-11-12 at 12:10 PM

Whew, my state is at 86. At least it's not #1. Or the top 10 for that matter.

Adanaliyik · 05-11-12 at 12:51 PM

Having lived only an hour's drive from number 1, it's quite possible I'm one the reasons they placed so high in the ratings... Also, I graduated from High School in the twin city of number 8 (St. Petersburg, Fl.), so that might help explain why...

:)

Edit: I checked the list again, and found that St. Petersburg has it's own listing, at #60. Kind of funny since Tampa and St. Petersburg are only about 20 miles apart as the crow flies. Probably together they'd actually beat Orlando in the list...

**Omega_Prime** · 05-11-12 at 01:45 PM

Well the ones that dress the sluttiest is probably LA?

**L1b3rta** · 05-11-12 at 04:01 PM

Orlando, the best place of aids.

tycoonist · 05-11-12 at 07:46 PM

Number two? That's unacceptable we need to crank it up a notch NV.

Adanaliyik · 05-12-12 at 01:17 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by tycoonist

Number two? That's unacceptable we need to crank it up a notch NV.

I think they are only number two, because you can buy the real thing legally there... If they closed all the places like the Mustang Ranch, Las Vegas would be number 1 the next day.

Not that you can't buy the real thing in Orlando (OBT - Orange Blossom Trail is a great place for shopping). It's just not legal there like it is in Vegas...

:)

Zero_Desu · 05-12-12 at 04:31 AM

Las Vegas

in top 10 not surprising

Adanaliyik · 05-12-12 at 04:34 AM

I knew the original Mustang Ranch had shut down, which was why I said places like it... But, I wasn't aware that it wasn't legal in Vegas itself. I thought all the major casinos provided call girls as a service to all the high rollers. I guess they just supply limo service to where it's legal then...

:)

Adanaliyik · 05-12-12 at 05:52 AM

If I wasn't afraid of becoming addicted to gambling, I'd think seriously about moving to Vegas.

But then again, I couldn't afford the shuttles, let alone the services at the end of the shuttle ride...

:)

05-11-12 at 12:51 PM	#3
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Having lived only an hour's drive from number 1, it's quite possible I'm one the reasons they placed so high in the ratings... Also, I graduated from High School in the twin city of number 8 (St. Petersburg, Fl.), so that might help explain why... :) Edit: I checked the list again, and found that St. Petersburg has it's own listing, at #60. Kind of funny since Tampa and St. Petersburg are only about 20 miles apart as the crow flies. Probably together they'd actually beat Orlando in the list... Last edited by Adanaliyik; 05-11-12 at 12:54 PM.

05-11-12 at 12:10 PM	#2
EvilToeKnee 3rd Street Saint Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: USA Posts: 771	Whew, my state is at 86. At least it's not #1. Or the top 10 for that matter.

05-11-12 at 01:45 PM	#4
Omega_Prime Autobot Supreme Commander Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 3,603	Well the ones that dress the sluttiest is probably LA?

05-11-12 at 04:01 PM	#5
L1b3rta Guru Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 6,051	Orlando, the best place of aids.

05-11-12 at 07:46 PM	#6
tycoonist Apprentice Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: thanks moopette Posts: 401	Number two? That's unacceptable we need to crank it up a notch NV.

05-12-12 at 01:17 AM	#7
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	Quote: Originally Posted by tycoonist Number two? That's unacceptable we need to crank it up a notch NV. I think they are only number two, because you can buy the real thing legally there... If they closed all the places like the Mustang Ranch, Las Vegas would be number 1 the next day. Not that you can't buy the real thing in Orlando (OBT - Orange Blossom Trail is a great place for shopping). It's just not legal there like it is in Vegas... :)

05-12-12 at 04:31 AM	#8
Zero_Desu Apprentice Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Holy Empire Posts: 338	Las Vegas in top 10 not surprising

05-12-12 at 04:34 AM	#9
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	I knew the original Mustang Ranch had shut down, which was why I said places like it... But, I wasn't aware that it wasn't legal in Vegas itself. I thought all the major casinos provided call girls as a service to all the high rollers. I guess they just supply limo service to where it's legal then... :)

05-12-12 at 05:52 AM	#10
Adanaliyik Master Join Date: May 2012 Location: Turkey Posts: 1,162	If I wasn't afraid of becoming addicted to gambling, I'd think seriously about moving to Vegas. But then again, I couldn't afford the shuttles, let alone the services at the end of the shuttle ride... :)