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Old 12-13-12, 08:24 AM   #1
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Default Woman had cocaine in breast implants

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A woman was stopped by airport border police in Spain as she tried to smuggle cocaine in her breast implants.
The Panamanian woman was arrested as she walked through customs at Barcelona airport.
She had 1.38kg (3lb) of cocaine concealed in her new breast implants.
Border police stopped her after noticing fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on her chest.
The woman said she had recently had breast implant surgery.
Police were apparently suspicious and sent her to a local hospital where the implants were removed and found to contain cocaine.
The woman arrived in Spain from Bogota, Colombia.

"Watch out for 'criminal' boobs"



http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Woman_had_cocaine_in_breast_implants
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Old 12-13-12, 08:42 AM   #2
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They find new ways of moving drugs over the board but I think this might just cause infection.
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Old 12-13-12, 11:20 AM   #3
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That is a smart operation... Well almost!
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Old 12-13-12, 11:33 AM   #4
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Old 12-13-12, 02:13 PM   #5
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How long would it take to suck the cocaine out????
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Old 12-13-12, 03:14 PM   #6
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How long would it take to suck the cocaine out????
That deserves a very thoroughly investigation, now where's GrimmCro.
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Old 12-13-12, 03:22 PM   #7
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So instead of doing a line on her boobs, you do a line in her boobs.
Nah, I like the first way better.
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Old 12-15-12, 04:33 AM   #8
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no wonder she was so perky.
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Old 12-15-12, 05:06 AM   #9
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Just me wondering HOW they found them? If feeling a woman's boobs is part of the job in Spain, I'm fixing to learn a new language for my nest job!

Uhhhhhh excuse me Miss, raise your arms------oooohhhhhhhhh yeah baby, I mean, you are under arrest----and no, that's NOT a pistol in my pocket!
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Old 12-15-12, 05:41 AM   #10
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not really a new way of doing it. there was an episode on NipTuck years ago about the same thing.
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Old 12-15-12, 10:56 AM   #11
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Quote: Originally Posted by WillowSun View Post
no wonder she was so perky.

"Excuse me Miss, your overtly perky nipples and perfectly rounded breasts have been raised as a security concern. I'd like for you to step this way please. Rest assured that by thoroughly running my hands along and around your breasts, I am attempting to assess the potential security risk they pose to the safety of the airport and other passengers."

Admirably creative to smuggle coke via breast implants, but unjustifiably troublesome. It would be much easier to just ground into pills, put it into a prescription bottle, and get a fake prescription to present. Just say it's for narcolepsy or ADHD. One glance and you're usually clear to proceed.

Breasts on the other hand, draw too much attention - duh.

Last edited by defaux; 12-15-12 at 11:02 AM. Reason: Added better method for smuggling task
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