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Old 07-27-10 at 06:40 AM   #1
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Archaeologists in Sweden believe they may have uncovered the oldest dildo in the world - a four-inch-long phallus carved out of a stag's antler.

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The bone phallus, unearthed by archeologists earlier this month, was found in mud on the banks of the Göta Canal near Motala in Sweden's Östergötland province, and is thought to between 6,000 and 8,000 years old.
'At first I thought it was just an antler that had been worked on and I was going to take a closer look at it. But when I held it up I wasn’t able to stop laughing,' wrote Sara Gummesson, who discovered the putative dildo, on the team's blog.
The phallus, which measures about 11cm (just over 4 inches) long and around 2cm (just under an inch) wide, may have been used as a sex aid, the team have speculated - noting that while female sexual imagery is common among Stone Age finds, male fertility symbols are rare.

Swedish Heritage Board archeologist Goran Gruber trod a carefully non-commital dildo line, telling Swedish radio: 'We do think it’s at least some sort of phallus, but I couldn’t say for sure what it was actually used for.'
The phallus measures around 11cm, or just over 4 inches long. But bear in mindthat the people were probably quite a bit smaller than modern humans, so that's probably quite impressive.

And commenting on his Aardvarchaeology blog, Swedish archaeologist Dr. Martin Rundkvist noted that 'there are many non-dildoish uses for which it may have been intended,' but added that 'without doubt anyone alive at the time of its making would have seen the penile similarities just as easily as we do today.'
If it was indeed used as a sex toy, it has strong competition for the title of the world's oldest - with a stone phallus unearthed in Ulm, Germany in 2005 dating back at least 28,000 years.

While scientists from the University of Tubingen who studied the Ulm phallus remain unsure what it was used for - starting fires and sharpening flint tools have been suggested as non-rude uses - its lifelike size has raised the possibility that it was used as a sex aid.



http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/836244-is-this-the-worlds-oldest-sex-toy
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Old 07-27-10 at 06:44 AM   #2
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I personally think the OLDEST sex toy was tied to the end of a mans ARM!
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Old 07-27-10 at 07:37 AM   #3
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The phallus measures around 11cm, or just over 4 inches long. But bear in mindthat the people were probably quite a bit smaller than modern humans, so that's probably quite impressive.
Okay, looks like I'm gonna have to get a time machine and go back to that period in order to be "impressive" {well, a little more than}.

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Old 07-27-10 at 11:12 AM   #4
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A 100-note says this "mini me" was a gag gift between fellas.

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Old 07-27-10 at 11:12 AM   #5
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I think the researchers were running out of time on their project and weren't going to get paid, so they call it a sex toy. It could've been used for something esle for stabbing animals or crushing herbs or seeds.
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Old 07-27-10 at 11:13 AM   #6
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What kind of batteries did it take?
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Old 07-27-10 at 11:26 AM   #7
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What kind of batteries did it take?
some kind of lithium polymer conduit.
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Quote: Originally Posted by tomandsusan View Post
I personally think the OLDEST sex toy was tied to the end of a mans ARM!
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Old 07-27-10 at 12:38 PM   #9
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Boy are those Archeologists gonna be embarrassed when the lab results come back & they find out it's just a novelty stone age pepper grinder.

Bunch of smutty minded pervs!
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Old 07-27-10 at 02:44 PM   #10
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Quote: Originally Posted by tomandsusan View Post
I personally think the OLDEST sex toy was tied to the end of a mans ARM!
I thought you were the oldest sex toy in the world Tom
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Old 07-27-10 at 03:58 PM   #11
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Quote: Originally Posted by tomandsusan View Post
I personally think the OLDEST sex toy was tied to the end of a mans ARM!

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I thought you were the oldest sex toy in the world Tom
Now im confused, I thought she was the oldest sex toy.
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Old 07-27-10 at 04:25 PM   #12
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looks like my umm you know
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Quote: Originally Posted by gameover97 View Post
looks like my umm you know
Looks like your umm

geez!
lucky it doesn't look like your MUM





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Old 07-28-10 at 02:26 PM   #14
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this is the first sex toy of the industrial revolution
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