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Old 01-13-12 at 08:35 PM   #1
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Default 60 Completely unusable stock photos

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
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Old 01-13-12 at 08:50 PM   #2
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i can see the art behind these pictures
/sarcasm

i wonder if these will ever be put to use. for whatever odd reason.
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Old 01-14-12 at 01:01 AM   #3
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i lol'd
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Old 01-14-12 at 03:11 AM   #4
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Old 01-15-12 at 10:28 PM   #5
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Old 01-28-12 at 06:23 PM   #6
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stock photo fails for sure
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Old 02-01-12 at 01:38 AM   #7
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Loool - I'm wondering if there is somebody who's checking the pics before they make it public


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Old 02-01-12 at 01:53 AM   #8
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Loool - I'm wondering if there is somebody who's checking the pics before they make it public
But the technical quality is fine!

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Old 02-01-12 at 03:36 PM   #9
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I would like to know to which situation this would apply, AuraBlade. lol

(maybe Hitlers mom??)
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Old 02-01-12 at 04:16 PM   #10
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Old 03-05-12 at 02:00 PM   #11
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I would like to know to which situation this would apply, AuraBlade. lol

(maybe Hitlers mom??)

Adolf would be turning in his grave...if he wasn't still alive in Buenos Aires
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Old 03-05-12 at 11:56 PM   #12
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Adolf would be turning in his grave...if he wasn't still alive in Buenos Aires
That's one old Nazi!
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Old 03-12-12 at 04:12 AM   #13
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I would like to know to which situation this would apply, AuraBlade. lol

(maybe Hitlers mom??)
Hitlers closet case in full force :P
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Old 03-18-12 at 03:03 AM   #14
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Most of them are absolutely usable. I could immediately think of some captions for those photos; glad to share those with you all... have fun!

Photo No. 1: (For Distant Learning Centers): Feel like handicapped? Upgrade your knowledge to keep pace with your team.

Photo No. 2: (For Outsourcing company): Are you sure your business is riding on right vehicle? Contact us and let our Technical Team help you grow your business.

Photo No. 3: (For HR Management company): Good tools in wrong hands? Let our experienced staff help you appoint the right talent for your company!

Photo No. 4: (Job Listing Company): Not getting the recognition you deserve? Get in touch with us and let's make a move forward...

Photo No. 5: (SEO Company): Let us help you aim your goal rightly targeted!

Photo No. 6: (For BPO or KPO): We can make sure your business runs when you're not available. Hire us and feel the difference.

Photo No. 7: (For Food Manufacturer): Do your kids feel healthy food as boring as cactus?! Try our (product name) and bring your kids back to healthy food!

Photo No. 8: (Insurance company): We ensure you happy retirement days, because we know you deserve joyful life then.

Photo No. 9 (Job Listing Company): Feel like fallen in wrong shoes? Probably it's time to give it a break and make a move with us!

Photo No. 10 (Personality Development agency): Believe in yourself, be special!

Aah... that's it for now. I can surely go on giving captions for almost all of them. But some work is waiting for me @ my desk. However, I think I've already made my point here... the photos are absolutely unusable... each one has its own potential; just phrase it and give it some meaning! I'm sure many of you may have a good laugh at these photos (also some of my captions!! LOL). Go ahead guys and post what strikes you first when you see any of these photos... I'm sure we all will have a great fun together!

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