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Old 08-11-12, 09:39 AM   #1
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Old 08-11-12, 09:47 AM   #2
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HAHA No.6
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Old 08-11-12, 10:13 AM   #3
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I think just about every man on the internet knows the reason behind the "double stream."
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Old 08-11-12, 10:17 AM   #4
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A very good night indeed.
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Old 08-11-12, 10:17 AM   #5
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God's (or biology!) way of trolling us XD (about the double stream reason)

I know everything other than pushed too hard or cat =/
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Old 08-11-12, 10:50 AM   #6
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And STILL women demand that we remember to put down the toilet seat! We have enough problems just with keeping our stream(s) straight.

I hate it when #6 turns into an emergency sit down session.

Hey, if someone uploads a vid of themselves peeing would that be a stream streaming video? Or a streaming stream video? Or maybe if it was extra warm pee and the bathroom is kinda cold it could be a steamy stream streaming video!

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Old 08-11-12, 11:03 AM   #7
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Lol really funny when most of those describe yourself perfectly (cept the cat one for me).
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Old 08-11-12, 11:27 AM   #8
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Funny. However 10th way: pee in the old pot

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Old 08-11-12, 11:38 AM   #9
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What about peeing your pants when seeing a ginormous spider?
That could also count for wetting the bed.

#11 & 12
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Old 08-11-12, 11:43 AM   #10
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These are peeing locations and reasons, not peeing styles D:
But...
There's also the shy pee-where-no-one-sees-in-nature that I know all too well, too (I walk for minutes until nothing can be seen XD )
Pee in a urinal (never done that!)
Pee&Play in one of those Japanese urinal game inventions! (I love the Japanese!)
Pee in a small cup for tests and cry for hours that you can't eat with that hand anymore...

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And I agree with the spider thing. I think they are amazing creatures, but they gimme the shivers when I see 'em. As do all bugs! (I know a spider is not a bug, leamme alone!)
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Old 08-11-12, 12:45 PM   #11
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see a spider... tighten sphincter to cut off stream (shit that stings)... catch and killer the ****er as fast as possible... release with an 'ahhhhhhhh'! yeah.
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Old 08-11-12, 02:04 PM   #12
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Found some more for ya.

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Old 08-11-12, 02:13 PM   #13
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^ rofl
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Old 08-11-12, 02:50 PM   #14
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posted this before :(

funny how this is popping back up
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