9 Way Guys Pee

**neophyte666** · 08-11-12 at 09:47 AM

HAHA No.6

**CyberKingdom** · 08-11-12 at 10:13 AM

I think just about every man on the internet knows the reason behind the "double stream."

**neophyte666** · 08-11-12 at 10:17 AM

A very good night indeed.

MrPriest · 08-11-12 at 10:17 AM

God's (or biology!) way of trolling us XD (about the double stream reason)

I know everything other than pushed too hard or cat =/

**BlueDragonFire** · 08-11-12 at 10:50 AM

And STILL women demand that we remember to put down the toilet seat! We have enough problems just with keeping our stream(s) straight.

I hate it when #6 turns into an emergency sit down session.

Hey, if someone uploads a vid of themselves peeing would that be a stream streaming video? Or a streaming stream video? Or maybe if it was extra warm pee and the bathroom is kinda cold it could be a steamy stream streaming video!

Peace to you and yours,
Matthew "Dra'Gon" Stohler

**lostwh3re** · 08-11-12 at 11:03 AM

Lol really funny when most of those describe yourself perfectly (cept the cat one for me).

**Shawn_7** · 08-11-12 at 11:27 AM

Funny. However 10th way: pee in the old pot

**neophyte666** · 08-11-12 at 11:38 AM

What about peeing your pants when seeing a ginormous spider?
That could also count for wetting the bed.

#11 & 12

MrPriest · 08-11-12 at 11:43 AM

These are peeing locations and reasons, not peeing styles D:
But...
There's also the shy pee-where-no-one-sees-in-nature that I know all too well, too (I walk for minutes until nothing can be seen XD )
Pee in a urinal (never done that!)
Pee&Play in one of those Japanese urinal game inventions! (I love the Japanese!)
Pee in a small cup for tests and cry for hours that you can't eat with that hand anymore...

...
And I agree with the spider thing. I think they are amazing creatures, but they gimme the shivers when I see 'em. As do all bugs! (I know a spider is not a bug, leamme alone!)

**tangerinemonkey** · 08-11-12 at 12:45 PM

see a spider... tighten sphincter to cut off stream (shit that stings)... catch and killer the ****er as fast as possible... release with an 'ahhhhhhhh'! yeah.

**acdc137** · 08-11-12 at 02:04 PM

Found some more for ya.

**neophyte666** · 08-11-12 at 02:13 PM

^ rofl

**nerdyplayer** · 08-11-12 at 02:50 PM

posted this before :(

funny how this is popping back up
9 ways to pee

08-11-12 at 09:47 AM	#2
neophyte666 ℝα√їᾔℊ ☩ ℳαḓ Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: υи∂єяgяσυи∂ яανє Posts: 6,823	HAHA No.6

08-11-12 at 10:13 AM	#3
CyberKingdom Master Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,105	I think just about every man on the internet knows the reason behind the "double stream."

08-11-12 at 10:17 AM	#4
neophyte666 ℝα√їᾔℊ ☩ ℳαḓ Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: υи∂єяgяσυи∂ яανє Posts: 6,823	A very good night indeed.

08-11-12 at 10:17 AM	#5
MrPriest Newcomer Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 43	God's (or biology!) way of trolling us XD (about the double stream reason) I know everything other than pushed too hard or cat =/

08-11-12 at 10:50 AM	#6
BlueDragonFire I plead INSANITY! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Eville, Indiana, USA, Psychotic State Posts: 1,753	And STILL women demand that we remember to put down the toilet seat! We have enough problems just with keeping our stream(s) straight. I hate it when #6 turns into an emergency sit down session. Hey, if someone uploads a vid of themselves peeing would that be a stream streaming video? Or a streaming stream video? Or maybe if it was extra warm pee and the bathroom is kinda cold it could be a steamy stream streaming video! Peace to you and yours, Matthew "Dra'Gon" Stohler

08-11-12 at 11:03 AM	#7
lostwh3re Newcomer Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Bluffington Posts: 72	Lol really funny when most of those describe yourself perfectly (cept the cat one for me).

08-11-12 at 11:27 AM	#8
Shawn_7 Elder Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Eventyrland Posts: 3,516	Funny. However 10th way: pee in the old pot

08-11-12 at 11:38 AM	#9
neophyte666 ℝα√їᾔℊ ☩ ℳαḓ Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: υи∂єяgяσυи∂ яανє Posts: 6,823	What about peeing your pants when seeing a ginormous spider? That could also count for wetting the bed. #11 & 12

08-11-12 at 11:43 AM	#10
MrPriest Newcomer Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 43	These are peeing locations and reasons, not peeing styles D: But... There's also the shy pee-where-no-one-sees-in-nature that I know all too well, too (I walk for minutes until nothing can be seen XD ) Pee in a urinal (never done that!) Pee&Play in one of those Japanese urinal game inventions! (I love the Japanese!) Pee in a small cup for tests and cry for hours that you can't eat with that hand anymore... ... And I agree with the spider thing. I think they are amazing creatures, but they gimme the shivers when I see 'em. As do all bugs! (I know a spider is not a bug, leamme alone!)

08-11-12 at 12:45 PM	#11
tangerinemonkey Newcomer Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 93	see a spider... tighten sphincter to cut off stream (shit that stings)... catch and killer the ****er as fast as possible... release with an 'ahhhhhhhh'! yeah.

08-11-12 at 02:04 PM	#12
acdc137 Done Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 690	Found some more for ya.

08-11-12 at 02:13 PM	#13
neophyte666 ℝα√їᾔℊ ☩ ℳαḓ Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: υи∂єяgяσυи∂ яανє Posts: 6,823	^ rofl

08-11-12 at 02:50 PM	#14
nerdyplayer Apprentice Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 279	posted this before :( funny how this is popping back up 9 ways to pee