A blonde walks into a bank in New York City...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she''s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some
kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to
accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank''s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank
then drives the Rolls into the bank''s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked
out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
03-04-09 at 06:26 AM
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03-05-09 at 01:02 PM
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| Apprentice   Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 377 |
She's no natural blonde... That's a smart one there. :) | ||
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03-07-09 at 06:27 AM
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| Apprentice Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England, UK Posts: 374 |
typical :P
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03-07-09 at 06:52 AM
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thats a very smart blonde. but then thats assuming the banks underground parking aint open to public access :p
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03-07-09 at 09:35 AM
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| Elder  Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Liverpool UK Posts: 2,730 |
Kool! one smart blonde!!!
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03-09-09 at 11:29 AM
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| Novice  Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In City Peace, In Country Paradise Posts: 159 |
blonde secret : Smartness within Donot exploit the secret happy gaming game_hhh bilal | ||
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04-04-09 at 01:06 PM
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she must dye her hair or something :P
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04-04-09 at 02:23 PM
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| Ju Ichiban Tai Taicho  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Soul Soceity Posts: 1,444 |
smart blonde
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04-04-09 at 02:31 PM
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Brilliant!
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04-05-09 at 04:20 AM
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| Newcomer Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Turkey Posts: 81 |
LOL! I think, she uses the blondness as a cover.
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