Corrupt a Whish Game!

**yobear** · 04-02-09 at 07:47 PM

Granted, instead of Jim Carey starring in the role of Bruce Almighty, you star in it and then the movies over.

I wish I was Indiana Jones.

**mexprettyboy13** · 04-02-09 at 08:03 PM

Granted, but u become the cartoon version from South Park and get raped by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas forever!!!!!

I wish I could touch the stars.... ;_;

**TobleroneUK** · 04-02-09 at 08:27 PM

Granted, but the muscles in your arms only manage to hold your HUGE hands for 30 seconds and then they fall to the ground onto a marshmallow factory

I wish I could sleep right now

**zhass** · 04-02-09 at 10:03 PM

Granted. but all the martians invaded earth and wipe out all the living species including you.

I wish I was the inventor of an automobile powered by water.

**Warmix** · 04-02-09 at 10:38 PM

Granted but then you end up killing yourself from guilt of murder.

I wish I can wish a wish without someone corrupting it.

**zhass** · 04-03-09 at 07:13 AM

Granted. your now at the age where everything seems trivial and you don't bother replying to this thread.

I wish I can sleep 6 hours a day.

Adkins · 04-03-09 at 01:19 PM

Granted, but you sleep through your favorite shows!

I wish my wife wouldn't make me constantly clean the ENTIRE house!

**Buku42** · 04-03-09 at 05:26 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Adkins

Granted, but you sleep through your favorite shows!

I wish my wife wouldn't make me constantly clean the ENTIRE house!

Granted but now she wants you to clean the ENTIRE outside.

I wish telemarketers would stop calling me

**yobear** · 04-03-09 at 06:42 PM

Granted, but then Jehovah witness' and vacuum cleaner sales men show up at your door everyday for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't have to watch this movie.

**NightStrike9988** · 04-03-09 at 06:51 PM

Granted; but now with your new found quite time, you get that song
“I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six-four impala.” Stuck in your head again.

I wish my cat didn't throw up so much.

**NightStrike9988** · 04-03-09 at 06:53 PM

crap i took to long :P

**yobear** · 04-03-09 at 06:54 PM

^^Damn you to hell. LOL!

Granted, but then your cat craps all over the place.

I wish that I was as strong as an ox.

**Buku42** · 04-03-09 at 07:54 PM

granted, but due to technical difficulties and bad timing it kicks in at the most embarrassing moment of your life, prolonging it indefinitely.

I wish I didn't have that Skee-Lo song stuck in my had again.(thanks allot Nightstrike)

**yobear** · 04-03-09 at 08:14 PM

Granted, but now you have that song by Right Said Fred stuck in your head:

'I'm too sexy for my love
too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I wish I didn't need a flashlight to see in the dark.