Corrupt a Whish Game!

**zhass** · 04-06-09 at 01:37 PM

Granted, but your puppy start peeing at your neighbor's house that resulted in a shootout between you and your neighbor.

I wish tehparadox won the space station name a room contest instead of Colbert.

**BlueDragonFire** · 04-06-09 at 05:18 PM

Granted, but teh only room left to be named is teh toilet! {as in, "I hafta go to tehparadox before I crap my pants!"}

I wish aliens would get their act together and conquer this world.

**mexprettyboy13** · 04-06-09 at 07:11 PM

^ I went to Theparadox twice, lol.

Granted, they get their act together, conquer the world and then leave without doing anything else. Boring...

I wish I could could see other dimensions(if they exist)

**yobear** · 04-06-09 at 07:39 PM

Granted, but the only dimensions you see is to the blueprint of an outhouse.

I wish I never got a tattoo.

**mithu** · 04-06-09 at 07:51 PM

granted, but then you got 100 body piercings.

I wish someone did my paper and got me a A on my Lit Short Story (12 to 14 pages) and due in 3 days.

guilperi · 04-06-09 at 08:33 PM

Granted but who would like to read such a boring thing... I wish could watch all the movies of the World.

Adkins · 04-07-09 at 04:48 AM

Granted but they are all in Japanese, with Russian subtitles.

I wish I could teleport like on star trek.

**Buku42** · 04-07-09 at 06:21 AM

Granted but the pattern buffer malfunctions and you materialize with your head up your ass.

I wish I could make people's heads explode just by staring at them intensely, like in Scanners.

**zhass** · 04-07-09 at 07:03 AM

Granted, but someone else has acquired that ability and stared at you first so your head exploded instantaneously.

I wish there is a sequel to the movie Zack and Miri.

Adkins · 04-07-09 at 08:39 AM

Granted, but the writes mess it up as they do with all un-planned sequels. It goes down as the worst movie in history. That is all cause of you!!

I wish I had a kewl picture for my signature, rather than that awesome saying.

**BlueDragonFire** · 04-08-09 at 09:19 AM

Granted:

{{I think the pic speaks for the corruption of THIS whish - LOL.}}

I wish the internet was 100 times faster.

Adkins · 04-08-09 at 11:30 AM

Granted, your computer can't handle it and literally ignites into flames. Very pretty, and you can't look away till you remember that is your computer!

I wish that commercial space travel were real right now.

dey4gotaus · 04-09-09 at 06:37 PM

Granted, But when you finally get to go to space, your ship explodes on takeoff

I wish a had a brand new 32 gb ipod touch :]

**NightStrike9988** · 04-09-09 at 09:41 PM

Granted, but then your hands get doused with radiation, and you lose all the electrical impulses in your fingertips making the touch screen useless to you

I wish upon this wish, that Robin Hood "men in tights" was on the blu-ray list of wishes.