A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
02-12-13 at 06:30 AM
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02-12-13 at 07:26 AM
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LOL! it is a good one..
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02-12-13 at 07:31 AM
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| G-funk in a whole new era  Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Above the rim Posts: 414 |
Love it but...My wife =  |
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02-13-13 at 02:13 AM
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Quote: Originally Posted by WarrenGee  Love it but...My wife = If it can't be helped...  |
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02-13-13 at 09:27 AM
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| Apprentice  Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 22.2815° N, 114.1381° E Posts: 254 |
Nice one, and the husband so generous and selfless...
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02-13-13 at 12:35 PM
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It's the wife's fault for not using "IT"!!!  |
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