[farcue]

DON'T MESS WITH FARM KIDS

A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a
chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow. When he feeds the pigs,
he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon, and why don't I have any milk
in my cereal?" he asks .

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.
I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway
across the kitchen .

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"You gonna tell him or should I?"

[tomandsusan]

Moral of the story---don't kick the kitty!

[csabaryu]

nice...nice