[farcue]

A five year old boy and his grandpa are
> sitting out on the front porch together, when gramps pulls
> out a beer from the cooler.
>
> The little boy asks: Can I have a beer
> Grandpa?
>
>
> Grandpa Replies: Can your pecker touch your
> a*s?
>
> The little boy answered, No Grandpa, its just
> a little pecker.
>
> Grandpa says, Well then you're not man
> enough to have a beer.
>
> A little later Grandpa lights up a cigar.
> The little boy asks: Can I have a cigar Grandpa?
>
> Again Grandpa Replies: Can your pecker touch
>
> your a*s?
>
>
> Again the little boy replies, No it is too
> little.
>
> Gramps replies, Then you are not man enough
> to have a cigar.
>
> A little later the little boy comes out of
> the house with milk and cookies.
>
> Gramps asks, Hey there young feller, can I
> have a cookie?
>
> The boy asks, can your pecker touch your a*s?
>
> Grandpa replies, Hell Yes, my pecker can
> touch my a*s!
>
> The little boy replies, " Then go frock
> yourself, Grandma made these for me!

[tomandsusan]

THATS a Little Johnny joke if I ever heard one!

[joeking]

Lol! good one.

[johnssss]

Very funny. Thanks