Hay Cyu, Hay Stilcyu and Idoncyue Nimor

APB · 06-20-12 at 07:16 AM

There was a woman that had 3 kids.

I'm not sure what her nationality was, but the kid's names were Hay Cyu, Hay Stilcyu and Idoncyue Nimor.

She went to the supermarket and left her children in a playground close by, and told them to stay there until she came back... but, of course, they didn't.

Not seeing them, the woman looked around, and, when she saw movement among the trees in hills that started in the edge of the playground, she assumed that's where they were, and called out:

- HAY CYU!!!

Meanwhile, there was an old lady squatting, doing her brown business into a hole. As the sound that so strongly resembled the words "I see you" reached her ears, she thought... "BUSINESS!!!" and took a step to the right attempting to break the line of sight...

Then the woman called:

- HAY STILCYU!!!

So the old lady took another step to the right.

- IDONCYUE NIMOR!!!

To what she replied:
- NO WONDER... I FEEL INTO THE HOLE!!!.

Ghenos · 06-20-12 at 07:29 AM

Its not funny anymore once you read the 3 names at the beginning.

**orgasminator** · 06-21-12 at 02:09 AM

"NO WONDER... I FEEL INTO THE HOLE!!!" This part is still funny to me.

APB · 06-22-12 at 06:00 AM

Quote: Originally Posted by Ghenos

Its not funny anymore once you read the 3 names at the beginning.

This is the way I first heard it, and the way I always told it, and it generated laughs every time... either it's the fact that's written down or just not funny to you...

06-20-12 at 07:29 AM	#2
Ghenos Expert Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 908	Its not funny anymore once you read the 3 names at the beginning.

06-21-12 at 02:09 AM	#3
orgasminator Master Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: island under the eye of the day Posts: 989	"NO WONDER... I FEEL INTO THE HOLE!!!" This part is still funny to me.

06-22-12 at 06:00 AM	#4
APB Newcomer Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 9	Quote: Originally Posted by Ghenos Its not funny anymore once you read the 3 names at the beginning. This is the way I first heard it, and the way I always told it, and it generated laughs every time... either it's the fact that's written down or just not funny to you...