IMPORTANT HEALTH ADVICE FOR WOMEN Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions.. It can help ease you out
of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and
willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Sauvignon almost immediately and with a
regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness
will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you
never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or
becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,
erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of
money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing,
headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and
play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked
Twister!
WARNINGS: -
* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
* The consumption of Sauvignon may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good Dry Chardonnay!
