Old 05-28-09 at 04:54 AM   #1
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A man is talking to God and asks him: 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' To which God replies: 'so that you would find them attractive.'

The the man asks: 'God, but why did you have to make them so dumb?' To which God replies: 'so that they would find you attractive!'
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Old 05-28-09 at 06:02 AM   #2
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hahha awesome!
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Old 05-28-09 at 09:40 AM   #3
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Finally, some answers. lol
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Old 05-28-09 at 05:03 PM   #4
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HA!! nice
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Old 05-28-09 at 05:15 PM   #5
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it's not funny.. that's insulting..
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Old 05-28-09 at 06:28 PM   #6
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Gotta learn how to laugh, they're just jokes. I'm stoopid, :-p Lol. Peace!!!!!!!!

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Old 05-28-09 at 06:41 PM   #7
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Quote: Originally Posted by mexprettyboy13 View Post
Gotta learn how to laugh, they're just jokes. I'm stoopid, :-p Lol. Peace!!!!!!!!

i know it shud be, still not tho...
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Old 05-28-09 at 06:42 PM   #8
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good one mite.
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Old 07-03-09 at 08:40 PM   #9
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Here I have another version, a classic one.

A man went to church, and started talking to God.

“God,” he said, “how long is a million years?”

God answered, “In my frame of reference, it's about a minute.”

The man asked, “God, how much is a million dollars?”

God answered, “To me, it's a penny.”

The man then asked, “God, can I have a penny?”

God answered, “Sure! Just a minute.”

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Old 07-04-09 at 04:19 AM   #10
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Quote: Originally Posted by fscrivy View Post
its only insulting if its true
It's true................hehehehehehehe:H aha:
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Old 07-04-09 at 04:52 AM   #11
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Quote: Originally Posted by jayde_013 View Post
it's not funny.. that's insulting..
Ah c'mon relax, that joke was funny, and negative comments in the thread take away from it as such, if you don't find it funny, don't thank the poster and keep reading til you do find something to your taste
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Old 07-06-09 at 06:34 PM   #12
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I have to say that is pretty insulting, i mean it blatantly implies men are ugly and only interested in women for their looks.

That's just wrong.
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Old 07-08-09 at 06:05 PM   #13
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oh come on people, its a joke, .... you know ha ha, JUST A JOKE.
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Old 07-08-09 at 06:40 PM   #14
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I just thought Susan was BLIND!

( If she reads this post, I was under the influence! )
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