[Gandolph13]

• A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers.
• She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
• The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
• The biker asks: "Do you have a motorcycle?"
• The little old lady replies: "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.
• The biker asks: "Do you drink?"
• The little old lady replies: "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
• The biker asks: "Do you smoke?"
• The lady replies: "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes a day. I'm shooting pool."
• Very impressed the biker asks: "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
• The old lady thinks for a minute and says: Nope, ... but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times

[ShiGuy]

lol weird yet funny

[TryHardlyDoing]

I agree. Its so weird that its funny.

[Th3Eagle]

Another Classic

[charmlover85]

LOL very good

[newdudein]

The image of an old lady soggy nipples swinging and rotated gives me the stomach pain i know you meant well but dude that not funny

[Gandolph13]

Quote: Originally Posted by newdudein

The image of an old lady soggy nipples swinging and rotated gives me the stomach pain i know you meant well but dude that not funny

The swinging part may have happened when she was young you know! LMAO.
How do you know what an old ladies nipples are like anyway?

[newdudein]

I once saw a documentary about the African or the amazon tribes i don't remember.Any way the chics didn't wear anything up top and then i saw this baby trying to climb his grandmother(I think) by pulling her breast
ever since that day i try to erase that image from my head to no avail

[csabaryu]

woah nice