[Grimninja]

Basically i thought i'll create a thread where people could post rhetorical question that are funny or pointless or actually make some sense in a way.

Here is mine:

If practice makes perfect, and no one’s perfect, then why practice?

[Gandolph13]

Why is it Doctors call what they do practice?

[amrutrajgore]

What is the speed of dark?

How do you write zero in Roman numerals?

[elevators]

[quote=amrutrajgore;373215]What is the speed of dark?

-186,000 miles/sec/sec? well maybe!

[tomandsusan]

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186,000 seconds per mile!

[nellowflow]

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really?does dark have speed count/measurement?

BTW, i found these funny questions on net.

Q1. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Q2. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Q3. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

[casio35O]

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

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toasted cat?

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A1. From Babies Blubber when you skin them of course.

A2. & What's stopping you if your that way inclined?

A3. Because you now get picture in picture.

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Very creative answers i must say.

[Gandolph13]

Why are they called apartments when they are all together?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why don't they sell mouse flavoured cat food?
when pet food is marketed as having new improved taste, who tastes it to check?

[acidboot3r]

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Antigravity. TToast always lands butter side down, cats always land on their feet.


The study of this theory is known as butterology. The theory states that since a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered toast always lands butter side down, then if you strap buttered toast to a cats back, it will hang spinning in the air a few feet above the ground. Many scientists have speculated that if they could harness this phenomenon, they would achieve two of mankind's most elusive goals: 1) Creation of a perpetual motion machine, and; 2) Creation of an antigravity field.

With this in mind, a team of researchers and scientists at the University of Northern South Dakota assembled a "Butterology Array" consisting of hundreds of cats with buttered toast strapped to their backs. They envisioned a simple and inexpensive power source, that was environmentally clean. They even anticipated the possibility of creating a spaceship drive that harnessed the anti-gravity properties of the phenomenon. With great hopes for the future of mankind, they prepared to launch the Butterology Array.

Unfortunately, prior to the launch of the array, they found that the majority of the cats had licked all of the butter off of the toast strapped to their backs. Following this incident, the scientists reluctantly determined that the creation a Butterology Array was not a valid hypothesis to the theory.