Two guys were sitting on the beach enjoying a smoke when one of the asks the other, "Dude, which do you think is farther away, the Moon or Australia? The other answered, " Man, I can see the Moon, can you see Australia??? DUHHHH!
Hernando Desoto discovered the Mississippi River during his exploration of the Americas. When he came upon the river and gazed at the enormity of it, he noticed a group of Indians across the river "smoking" a peace pipe. He yelled to them, " Hellooooo, how do you get to the other side?" One of the Indians blew out a big puff of smoke and answered, " Dude, you are on the OTHER side!!"
I hate stupid cops! I got pulled over the other day just because the car was full of smoke! The cop asked me for my drivers license. I told him, "I wish you cops could get together, yall took them away from me last week and NOW you are asking ME for them!" I did get one phone call.
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