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Old 11-22-09, 05:53 PM   #1
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Television So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

SPORTS SLIP UPS

A small collection of the most stupid commentator comments ever made. Hope you get a giggle out of them.



"Sure, there have been deaths in boxing but none of them serious."
(Alan Minter)


"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him."
(New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

"This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
(Winston Bennett)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
(Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother."
(Greg Norman)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
(Terry Venables)

"I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)

"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race
1977)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field "
(Metro Radio)

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in football? "
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

"And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class."
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!"
(US PGA Commentator)

"For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown"
(Snooker commentator)


True story... a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard.



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Old 11-22-09, 06:47 PM   #2
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Default Re: So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

Best of the bunch:

"And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
(Pat Glenn - weightlifting commentator)

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Old 11-22-09, 07:15 PM   #3
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Default Re: So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

some sound like the Twelfth Man commentaries, especially of the Pakistan cricket team's names.

great stuff - copied to email and spammed the mailing list.
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Old 11-22-09, 09:05 PM   #4
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Default Re: So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

Quote: Originally Posted by WillowSun View Post
some sound like the Twelfth Man commentaries, especially of the Pakistan cricket team's names.
Ohh what are those..?? we just love some friendly banter with them..!!.. :P

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Old 11-23-09, 03:05 AM   #5
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The Twelfth Man is an aussie comedian who does impersonations of aussie sports commentators, especially of cricket and rugby league. Hilarious. I think Wired World of Sports was the best one. I googled and found this:
http://rapidshare.com/files/302630920/1987_-_The_12th_Man_-_Wired_World_of_Sports.rar
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Old 11-23-09, 05:48 AM   #6
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Default Re: So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

Quote:
"So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?"
"Oh, I'm sorry about that.....I had to leave it at home....my wife insisted"
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Old 11-24-09, 12:51 PM   #7
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Default Re: So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?

I have actually seen the film clips of these statements in the one show, dedicated to foot in mouth disease, and laughed so hard, especially when the female anchor asked the weatherman where was the 8" he promised her. The commotion amongst the cast and crew was priceless, and you should have seen the look on the female anchors face when she realised what she had just said. The weatherman was speechless, but laughing his ass off.
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