Old 07-11-09, 12:21 AM   #1
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Default Summer Classes for Women

Sorry girls.

Summer Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Monday, July 22 , 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1

Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..


Class 2

Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or *****ing About It for 3 Hours?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.


Class 3

Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?

--Group Debate.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase

--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.


Class 5

Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM


Class 6

How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM


Class 7

Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?

Open Forum.

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.


Class 8

Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS

- USE IT!

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 9


I Was Wrong and He Was Right

--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.


Class 10

How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.

Driving Simulations. ..

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.


Class 11

Learning to Live

How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined


Class 12

How to Shop by Yourself.

Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy Remembering g To Take a List To The Store, Avoiding

Separate Trips for Each Item Needed.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.


Class 14

The Stove/Oven

What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.


Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
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Old 07-11-09, 12:26 AM   #2
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"How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim."

Hate that shit on the road, i feel like i wanna curb stomp that b*tch to death.
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Old 07-11-09, 07:33 AM   #3
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Default Re: Summer Classes for Women

Would like to sign my wife up for #6 and #9
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Old 07-11-09, 08:03 AM   #4
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Default Re: Summer Classes for Women

What about the support group for going to the bathroom in pairs? Oh wait, maybe that IS their support group. Gawd, now I'm confused. LOL
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Old 07-13-09, 07:52 PM   #5
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agree with most

but id have to admit, shes usually right...
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Old 07-14-09, 09:36 AM   #6
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Yeah Dude! You must like cooking, cleaning and living by YOURSELF!
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Old 07-14-09, 01:04 PM   #7
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Phew I was getting scared...as I made my way down the list I was like "Where is the kitchen stuff?!?!?!?!" Luckily the last one fulfilled my needs. ;]
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Old 07-14-09, 02:16 PM   #8
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Quote: Originally Posted by Obsidian86 View Post
Would like to sign my wife up for #6 and #9
I bet my husband would like that too hehe
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