[The_Master]

Three brothers were going to their father's 90th birthday party. One was a wealthy
lawyer, the other was a doctor, and the last was the president of a huge software
company.
The lawyer didn't have time to buy a gift, the doctor forgot, and the president couldn't
choose what he would give his father. They all arrived, and the party was great. When
they were opening presents the lawyer finally admitted to his father that he didn't have time to look. The doctor admitted he forgot, and the president of the company told his
father he couldn't choose.
The father said it was all right, and he had to admit something too. “Boys, your mother
and I were never married,” he said.
“You mean we're bastards?” they exclaimed in unison.
“Yes,” he replied, “and cheap ones at that!”