The ultimate blonde joke
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh .... ........
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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
08-14-12 at 01:41 AM
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| Therianthrope   Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,190 |
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08-14-12 at 02:11 AM
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| The world is yours  Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Florida, USA Posts: 2,038 |
LMFAO! Had me cracking up @ 5 in the morning!
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08-14-12 at 02:49 AM
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| Hellblazer  Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: On a little rock floating in the vast emptiness of the multiverse Posts: 471 |
Ahahahaha nice one, really made me crack upXD
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08-14-12 at 02:54 AM
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| Expert  Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: United States Posts: 575 |
good one bro...
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08-14-12 at 03:26 AM
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| Elite Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,695 |
LMFAO!! Wasn't expecting that punch line. |
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08-14-12 at 03:47 AM
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| Novice  Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 204 |
Thought it was going to be some joke about sex towards the end, but then the punchline was unexpected and hilarious. :D
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08-15-12 at 12:45 PM
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| I plead INSANITY! Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Eville, Indiana, USA, Psychotic State Posts: 1,780 |
I wonder if she's tried the tiger puzzle yet. I hear it's "GRRRRREAT"!  Peace to you and yours, Matthew "Dra'Gon" Stohler   |
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