Why good customer service is important

**lazzyie** · 03-07-11 at 06:14 PM

One of the funniest things I have read in a while.

http://www.27bslash6.com/f4s.html

hvk001 · 03-08-11 at 01:57 AM

Excellent!!

**drjrn** · 03-08-11 at 08:27 AM

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**gazsheard** · 03-12-11 at 10:43 AM

They are classics!

**Gandolph13** · 03-12-11 at 12:34 PM

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I hate spiders. If I am reincarnated as a spider, I will bite myself and not seek medical assistance. I have actually only seen one in the entire time I have been in the US and it was the size of a well sucked on m&m. I flicked it into the sink. In Australia, the presence of a spider involves combat gear and improvised weapons. I do miss aspects of Australia though. Not many but aspects nonetheless.

He forgot to mention the snakes??

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Contrary to popular belief, there is not a lot of snow in Australia and I recently discovered two facts;
1. Snow is cold and;
2. Coming from a climate where the coldest winter demands only complaining slightly less about how hot it is, I am ill-equipped for fact 1.

He doesn't live near me then, we get down to -8C, and while not cold by some standards, it's still bloody cold when not long prior it was above 40C.

Quote:

Dear George,
Is she also your sister? I checked out her photos on your Facebook page and while she is not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock. Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis.
I read somewhere that Eskimos prefer women of girth as it provides warmth at night. I have seen the size of those igloos though and there is no way your girlfriend would make it through the opening. You could probably just construct one around her and despite the hassle of having to trudge out into the snow every day to catch and prepare the eighty seals required to maintain her mass, it would be like a kiln in there.
If I were an Eskimo, I would build my igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.
Regards, David.

I have to admit, he has a great grasp of the English language, and I quite like how he responds to peoples rudeness. I just get pissed off and hammer them, he seems to remain calm regardless of what's said.

**elitists** · 03-12-11 at 02:40 PM

Already posted here. Still love that site though!

Funniest thing "he" has read in long time..

**Noledox** · 03-12-11 at 11:11 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by Gandolph13

He doesn't live near me then, we get down to -8C, and while not cold by some standards, it's still bloody cold when not long prior it was above 40C.

Around here, the winter occasionally goes down to about -25F (~ -32C), though it mostly stays around +15F (~ -9C) during the day. I don't think I could stand 40C (104F !), though the summer does occasionally reach into the upper 90's F and I find that intolerable.

desi_tvm · 04-14-11 at 04:11 AM

that was superb humor

03-08-11 at 08:27 AM	#3
drjrn Newcomer Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 14	Code: Select All http://www.27bslash6.com/foggot.html better! Please remember to code tag any external links, an easy way is to highlight your links and press the "#" button on the toolbar. Or you can manually type in the code tags... [code]Links[/code] [url] tags need to be removed from links as they make the links live (clickable), they do not display correctly & send a referrer when clicked ie our site details get sent to the other site which can be problematic The insert link option on the toolbar is only for internal links (ie on this site) TheWang Last edited by TheWang; 03-08-11 at 08:47 AM.

03-12-11 at 12:34 PM	#5
Gandolph13 Legendary Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Australia (GMT+10) Posts: 12,362	Quote: I hate spiders. If I am reincarnated as a spider, I will bite myself and not seek medical assistance. I have actually only seen one in the entire time I have been in the US and it was the size of a well sucked on m&m. I flicked it into the sink. In Australia, the presence of a spider involves combat gear and improvised weapons. I do miss aspects of Australia though. Not many but aspects nonetheless. He forgot to mention the snakes?? Quote: Contrary to popular belief, there is not a lot of snow in Australia and I recently discovered two facts; 1. Snow is cold and; 2. Coming from a climate where the coldest winter demands only complaining slightly less about how hot it is, I am ill-equipped for fact 1. He doesn't live near me then, we get down to -8C, and while not cold by some standards, it's still bloody cold when not long prior it was above 40C. Quote: Dear George, Is she also your sister? I checked out her photos on your Facebook page and while she is not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock. Some men enjoy dancing with other men without their tops on while others prefer the company of a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis. I read somewhere that Eskimos prefer women of girth as it provides warmth at night. I have seen the size of those igloos though and there is no way your girlfriend would make it through the opening. You could probably just construct one around her and despite the hassle of having to trudge out into the snow every day to catch and prepare the eighty seals required to maintain her mass, it would be like a kiln in there. If I were an Eskimo, I would build my igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach. Regards, David. I have to admit, he has a great grasp of the English language, and I quite like how he responds to peoples rudeness. I just get pissed off and hammer them, he seems to remain calm regardless of what's said. Last edited by Gandolph13; 03-12-11 at 12:48 PM.

03-08-11 at 01:57 AM	#2
hvk001 Expert Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Next door Posts: 866	Excellent!!

03-12-11 at 10:43 AM	#4
gazsheard as gazsheard Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: England Posts: 66	They are classics!

03-12-11 at 02:40 PM	#6
elitists Elite Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,155	Already posted here. Still love that site though! Funniest thing "he" has read in long time..

03-12-11 at 11:11 PM	#7
Noledox Bad command or file name Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Terra Incognita Posts: 2,709	Quote: Originally Posted by Gandolph13 He doesn't live near me then, we get down to -8C, and while not cold by some standards, it's still bloody cold when not long prior it was above 40C. Around here, the winter occasionally goes down to about -25F (~ -32C), though it mostly stays around +15F (~ -9C) during the day. I don't think I could stand 40C (104F !), though the summer does occasionally reach into the upper 90's F and I find that intolerable.

04-14-11 at 04:11 AM	#8
desi_tvm Newcomer Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 10	that was superb humor