You know you're MENTAL when....(insert yr reason)

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 05:48 PM

You know you're mental when....
......who are you calling mental? you keep it up and I'm gunna come over there and punch you in the **** face.

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 05:53 PM

You know you're mental when....
........when you read motivational books written by Ed Gein

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 06:15 PM

You know you're mental when....
…..you understand that the geo political world situation governed by the neo conservative new world order which controls the liberal media that influences current world stability through instability and counter insecurity of economic principles of the fifties is fundamental in fundamental religious doctrine having no effect on gun laws, but is in fact a counter measure to the distraction of big brothers connection to the fiction evidence of factual inevidence of extra terrestrial beings being of extra dimensional origin in our own dimension while only in fact being an expression of global depression being an agent of the illuminati run global warming swindle which is designed by anti Semitic Zionists afican American klu klux klan engineers, that only have one purpose which is to use alien technology from area 51 to sell Brittney spears album is fact!

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 06:34 PM

You know you're mental when....
.....you think texas chainsaw massacre is a musical

**SScott** · 12-06-09 at 06:36 PM

bane, you seem to have a lot of ammunition... LOL

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 06:38 PM

You know you're mental when....
......your name is tom cruise

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 06:39 PM

Quote: Originally Posted by SScott

bane, you seem to have a lot of ammunition... LOL

yeah
it took me a while to think up one.......then about 10 came at once

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 08:30 PM

You know you're mental when....
....you are the inventor of "lipstick for cats"

You know you're mental when....
......you vote for George bush (more than once and you are really mental)

You know you're mental when....
......you marry bill clinton and expect him to be faithful

You know you're mental when....
....you marry Hilary clinton

You know you're mental when....
......you wear a chain mail g-string
(i know from experience)

You know you're mental when....
......global economics makes sense

You know you're mental when....
......you are a guy who LOVES romantic comedies

You know you're mental when....
.......you think infomercials hold the secrets to understanding the universe

You know you're mental when....
......you use arsenic flavored mouthwash

You know you're mental when....
......you use arse flavored mouthwash

You know you're mental when....
......you post in the "You know you're mental when...." thread again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and...........

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 08:48 PM

You know you're mental when....
...satan talks to you through the tellytubbies

You know you're mental when....
......the tellytubbies talk to you through satan

You know you're mental when....
....think america has a world class health system (sorry guys, but its fact)

You know you're mental when....
......you think karl marx was one of the marx brothers

You know you're mental when....
.....you think vic bitter was one of the sex pistols
(Vic bitter- Victoria bitter- Aussie beer for those who don't know)

You know you're mental when....
........you voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger because you like his policies on illegal aliens (based on the movie predator)

**WillowSun** · 12-06-09 at 09:36 PM

goddamn - yr stealing all my material LOL.

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 11:14 PM

You know you're mental when....
.......you take Elocution lessons from Sylvester Stallone

side note: many years ago an aussie rules footballer (famous for his lack of intelligence) stated on radio that to improve his speech he was taking electrocution lessons
(if only he did take electrocution lessons-there would be one less idiot in the world)

**bane666** · 12-06-09 at 11:17 PM

although i have to admit Sylvester Stallone does an excellent job reading the books on tape version of war and peace

**bane666** · 12-07-09 at 12:06 AM

You know you're mental when....
........you think the term "hung like a horse" is referring to a form of execution

You know you're mental when....
........you use the term "hung like a cow" to describe your manly appendagement

ie "hey baby, come back to my place, I'm hung like a cow"

You know you're mental when....
........you use the term "hung like a horse" to describe your manly appendagement...
and you are a woman

**bane666** · 12-07-09 at 02:14 AM

You know you're MENTAL when....
....bobby brown is your marriage councillor

(does any even still remember bobby brown?)

You know you're MENTAL when....
.....you think Michael Jackson was just a little bit misunderstood, that's all.