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Oriental Heroes - Chinese Edition
post-English issues Part 11
text by Hedron
Overview: Our Heroes and Villains reach issue 800, as was celebrated long ago during the English run. There are many improvements in the story to celebrate here. Issue 796: Guy and Ancestor invade yet another Buddhist Temple. Ancestor shows off his power by fatally poisoning two monks. But Guy's pernicious good influence must be rubbing off on him, for he quickly heals them.
Guy enlists the monks help (I guess they had nothing better to do) in helping Ancestor plumb new depths of infinite power.
Meanwhile, Green Serpent, Gold Dragon, Baldie, and Barbarian wait for a phone call.
Old Supreme comes running in, but with a goofy joyful attitude that one usually sees in the standard Jademan buffoon characters. When will Iron Dude regain his sanity, and lead Global Cult again? He offers Gold Dragon some magic rocks which obviously offer a chi upgrade for the next baddie they will have to fight.
Ancestor is overcome with the goodness of the monks, and flees the temple. Guy follows him, but Ancestor believes they are being watched. Suddenly, he is attacked by... Maggie! Incredible Chap's sister, The Supreme's fiancee, and potential love interest of Tiger Wong. But didn't she die horribly at the hands of a jealous Supreme? Even more surprising is the Electric Hell Dragon's Stroke delivered to the back of Ancestor's head. Tiger Wong is back as well! Issue 797: But it is some blonde youth using Buddha's Palm that is attacking Ancestor. Guy grabs Ancestor and prevents him from following the two, which poisons Guy enough to make him pass out. Ancestor still considers Guy his responsibility, and allows the mysterious visitors to escape to restore him.
Meanwhile, Chan Ou-Wan (as the leader of Global Cult) and Incredible Chap (as the Global Secretary) struggle to hold together the criminal organization. Chan has the box of magic rocks, and Chap eagerly eats the contents.
With the death of his sons, Old Supreme helps Barbarian achieve the next level of Ancient Electric Bolt. Barbarian is eager to test his new power, but Old Supreme casually generates a Hin Yuen Heaven Opener tornado, causing Barbarian's eyes to bulge out of his head.
Green Serpent and Gold Dragon come running, and it's all Green Serpent can do to revive Barbarian.
Suddenly, Old Supreme seizes Gold Dragon by his face, declaring that Gold Dragon has a good bone structure. He forces him to eat the magic rocks, whose effect we will have to wait for, later.
Issue 798: Maggie and whom I presume is her blonde brother make their way to a temple. They also eat some magic pills, is everyone doped up on this series? They find Tiger Wong going through the meditations of Nine Suns Kung Fu. He looks like he's expecting them.
Okay, this young woman is clearly not Maggie, Ancestor must have been addled in his old age. Tiger Wong was revived by the old wizard and his two acolytes, so he is grateful.
Tiger Wong is nothing but skin and bones since expending all of his kung fu. The young acolytes do their best to nurse him back to health, although the blonde girl seems to have other interests in Tiger. Her blonde brother teases her over her infatuation.
I have to wonder in what horrible way some villain will kill this poor girl and her family. The track record of the Oriental Heroes in protecting the innocent is not good.
Satisfied that Gold Dragon is the right one to invest his chi in, Old Supreme helps Gold settle his chi. Barbarian is somewhat resentful over being tossed to the side like that, but you can't please everyone.
Pleased with his new power (signed over by Chan Ou-Wan last issue), Incredible Chap thinks of the friends from Bangkok he can bring in to help run things. Issue 799: Incredible Chap gives the big bosom lady a new necklace, but she is not interested in sex or romance.
Meanwhile, Chan Ou-Wan and his red-haired assistant have bribed their way into mainland China. The Communist official is not immune to a payoff, and the way into central China is open to the treacherous Chan.
Chan is suprised to meet an old master who is a claws expert, so Chan resorts to poison. This brings their duel to a halt. Fortunately, red-head recognizes his old friend. This brings them together in friendship, as Chan now has a guide in China.
Guy and Ancestor have returned to the Buddhist Temple. Ancestor reflects on the women he has loved in his life, Dolly from the Drunken Fist comic, and more recently, Maggie. Maybe he'll join the monks and forswear women? (chuckle)
He ruminates on the mystical kung fus (plural) that he has explored in several lifetimes. He thinks of the angels of holy kung fu, and the devils of evil kung fu that he consorted with. Which will he call on now? Issue 800: This is the amazing cover that Jademan celebrated during their English run. English readers had no idea how far the Chinese edition was ahead of the 1991 English edition, now we do. The series is worlds apart at issue 800 than it was so long ago.
Tiger Wong happily teaches the blonde acolyte the kicks of his family kung fu. His sister watches from the shade, applauding their efforts. She points out that his legs are still terribly thin from malnourishment, which embarasses Tiger. For someone of his famous kicks, to have spindly legs must be the worst.
Meanwhile at Global Cult, it turns out bosom lady was only playing hard to get. She is very pleased at his summons, and joins him beneath the tree and later in bed.
He introduces her to three figures sitting in dark, hinting at their dark power. Of course, this is rather silly that he didn't call on their aid many issues ago. These guys could have kept everything from going to hell!
Chan returns to Global Cult with his new Chinese contact. By expanding the business contracts of Global Cult, Chan is actually doing some administrating for a change! This is a welcome surprise, I had begun to wonder if Chan or anyone else was interested in actually making a profit.
Chan takes his seat again as Global Cult Leader, as Incredible Chap explains the power improvements he has been making for his entourage. It's nice to see these two working together, although one assumes it cannot last.
Iron Monk (the last surviving son of Old Supreme?) is there as well, but Chap has stunning news that he is ready to take over it all. Chan is surprised (uncharacteristically) as Chap throws his favorite plastic explosive. What treachery is this?
Incredible Chap lures Chan Ou-Wan into the courtyard, to unleash his three new masters on the Global Cult leader. Has Chan's kung fu recovered to the point of surviving this challenge?
Chan easily transfers the power of the sneak attack into the ground, shattering solid concrete. He has learned a thing or two over the years.
Iron Monk tries to intervene, only to be critically injured by the new masters. Who are these people? The issue ends with Chan's points hit, apparently helpless before these newcomers.
The back cover of issue 800 is nice, with nostalgic scenes of Fiery Cloud Devil, Supreme, Little Dragon (Tiger Wong's brother), and some others perhaps pointing the way to the future. Closing thoughts: Good to see the series seeming to find its footing as it reaches Issue 800. What new adventures are in store for our heroes through the 1990s?
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